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Vault: Do Guys Lie About Being Gay To Meet Women?

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🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Vault: Do Guys Lie About Being Gay To Meet Women?

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.6

So Wendy was celebrating pride this weekend also in a big way at Swinging Richards.

0:07.8

Oh, yes, Swinging Richards.

0:09.8

I met this guy at the pool, and it turns out him that he was gay, and he took me out to Swinney Richards that same night, and then the next night we went.

0:19.9

And then on Sunday we went to a drag

0:21.6

show. So I just got my pride on this weekend.

0:24.4

I think it's hilarious you went to Swinging Richards not once but twice in the same weekend.

0:30.4

And got phone numbers. Yes, and got phone numbers. And she got phone numbers. And I was assuming

0:34.6

that at Swinging Richards, the guys that dance there were gay because it's predominantly a gay crowd.

0:41.3

It's a gay crowd.

0:41.8

But, you know, maybe not because not all female strippers are straight.

0:45.6

They had strip.

0:46.6

So, I mean, that's just an assumption.

0:48.4

Are there any guys that are brave enough to call us up and admit that they have faked being gay to get close to a woman.

0:57.1

Because you're saying like, this guy, I mean, you're so comfortable around this guy, you're

1:00.4

having a great time, and there's no chance that this guy is straight.

1:03.3

Oh, no, no chance. Not at all. Not even an ounce.

1:09.5

Not one drop, burn.

1:12.4

He's got a boyfriend.

1:13.8

So, I mean, there's no chance.

1:15.5

I mean, I'm very comfortable around him now.

1:17.4

I've already taken a nap after the pool on Friday and Fourth of July at their place.

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