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Vault: Her First Date In 25 Years Was Ruined By Her Ex!

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🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Vault: Her First Date In 25 Years Was Ruined By Her Ex!

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The Bird Show. All right, let's recap for some of you guys, Leah and her story. We were all

0:34.7

pretty intrigued by this on Friday.

0:36.7

Previously on The Bird Show. It's my first date in 25 years. I was married for 15 years.

0:43.8

I got diagnosed with cancer and I left the doctors that day and my husband and I had gone in

0:48.2

separate cars. I went home and he never came home. I didn't know where he was all weekend.

0:53.6

And on Monday morning I called and he had quit his job. And my son is a football player for the school, and I just kind of randomly met this man at the football game, and we struck up conversations this week. He said, we've kind of hung out and all that, but let's go on a real date. Okay, so that was Leah from Friday. I mean, imagine that. You're driving home thinking you're going to see your husband after you get the good. Well, you're upset. Yeah. And you need his support, and he wasn't there and never showed up again. Weird. Leah, we didn't get to get into this with you on Friday. But at what point did you realize, okay, this man is not coming home?

1:28.7

He just didn't run by public real quick for some chicken salad.

1:32.1

Maybe within two hours. I'm like something's gone wrong, you know, and I'm calling cell phone.

1:38.6

No one's answering. Do you call the cops at any point? Go, my God, he must have run off the road or

1:42.7

their head to have been a wreck. On Saturday, I called every hospital I could think of. But he had kind of freaked out the first time

1:51.5

there was a disconnect. So I thought, okay, he's trying to deal with this. You know, when I found out

1:58.1

a Monday that he'd quit his job and someone knew where he was and I went and talked to him, he was like, no. I've got to have a new life. You're selfish if you don't let me go. I've only got baby six months to meet someone, get married, and have them ready to take care of our children. Just cruel stuff, you know. I'm so sorry. Like, I hung in there with you one time i mean it's really

2:21.0

not fair to ask me to do it again you know just things like that you were leaving the doctor's office

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the day that you found out your cancer came back when he bailed yes i never came home that day wow

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so cruel forever really he never he never really came back ever do you Yes. Oh, jeez. He never came home that day. Wow. So cruel. Forever, really.

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He never really came back, ever.

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Do you think that that's what help you beat it is because you knew you had to be there for your kids?

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Absolutely, because, I mean, he filed for divorce immediately.

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We were divorced very quickly.

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Two weeks later, he said he was getting married to this 19-year-old girl.

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