The Bert Show.

Okay, I have some advice for parents.

And my advice to use, especially if you have multiple children, even though that Bert has

already done this, but by naming your children the same first initial might come to

haunt them in the future.

And let me tell you why.

Because as you know, my name is Melissa.

My sister's name is Melanie. They both start

MEL and they both will come one right after the other on your phone, on an email. And so if you

are just thumbing through a text, you know, let's say if we want to send a quick text, you might get

it wrong just like Katie Joe did the other day. So Katie Joe decides she's going to send me a little lovvie-dovey message and let me know that she's coming home, baby, for a little love and I love you. No way. And send it to Melanie Carter. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. How graphic the text, or was it just a flirty-flirty?

She sent it to your sister?

She sent it to my sister.

Letting my sister know, I'm on my way home, baby, for a little bit of loving.

I love you.

And my sister wrote her back and said, wrong baby, but I love you too.

That is awesome.

So did she call you right away?

She came in and it was the look on her face.

She came in and looked at me and said, oh God, I just sent a text message to your sister.

This one here, this has got to be pretty common.

If you mistextext somebody, something really inappropriate yet.

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