Vault: Are Women Really Using Headbutts in Fights? Listeners Call In to Confess
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🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:02.1 | All right, multiple reports say Kiefer Sutherland headbutted this dude at a party on Monday night and actually broke his nose with his head. |
| 0:10.5 | So he turned into the real Jack Bauer. |
| 0:12.4 | Now, apparently... |
| 0:13.3 | Headbutting was only happened in movies and on TV. |
| 0:16.4 | I didn't think it really ever happened in real life. |
| 0:17.8 | I guess he's been doing it on TV for 24 for so long that maybe it was just like instinct, like he went into Jack Bauer mode. That's a sophisticated move and you've got to be the right height also because me, 5-4, I can't, I'd headbut you in the chest. The thing is, dude, what are you doing? Yeah, like spring up. Clear in the coffee table. I'm about to headbut you. That's myled you do nothing except hitting me in the bell buckle and the headbutt is a I mean that's like a stupid move because what if you headbid someone and knock yourself out now can you imagine that |
| 0:49.1 | the other guy out I headbut him and knock myself out. And it's like, that was an easy one. |
| 1:44.3 | You know how from time to time we will challenge our listening audience and we will say, look, I'm sure I have a question that I can ask here that pertains to nobody listening right now. I've got one. I would like to talk to a woman that has been headbutt by another woman. Or you have been the woman that headbutted another woman. It just doesn't happen. That's why women are a higher level of species than man, because this is just a man thing. No woman would ever do that. I don't think so either, because we're too worried about what we look like to face some sort of facial injury. No woman will call and say she's been headbutt by woman. Here's the problem. Here's the flaw in your theory. We're going to get calls. Because as much as women care about their appearance, when they start scrapping with other women. It's not headbutting, man. Yeah, you'll get called. They'll use everything. No way. When two women are going at it. No way. |
| 1:45.7 | There are fingernails. |
| 1:46.8 | There are teeth. |
| 1:48.1 | There is hair pulling. |
| 1:49.2 | Different. No way. |
| 1:50.6 | No way. |
| 1:51.8 | No way. |
| 1:52.8 | No way. |
| 1:54.2 | I told you. |
| 1:55.6 | You guys have seen girl fights. |
| 1:57.3 | Headbutting? |
| 1:58.1 | There's not a phone line available right now. |
| 2:00.3 | You're kidding me. |
| 2:01.5 | Good morning, Q100. |
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