Get it. The Bird Show. All right, let me tell you about Farmville real quick, because my crops wilted over the week that I was sick, okay? So I'm not making any damn money. And I appreciate people, you know, coming and fertilizing my crops. And we started doing the math on it. We thought maybe you were lying to us on the radio, saying you didn't know anything about Farmville when in reality you had a crop. And I can trace it down to Facebook because there was a Facebook like announcement that

I had joined Farmville.

And if you look at the date of that, it is the same day that we talked about it on air.

So I did not join Farmville until we talked about it on air.

And I thought, well, let me see what all this is about.

So, no, I did not lie to you that day.

And then since then, I've tried, I can't do anything.

The thing about Farmville that frustrates me, okay, let me just tell you real quick.

Okay. Here we go. Uh-oh. Here we go. Somebody's got some fertilizer in there. Well, it's the fact that, I mean, you know what gets people is there's a, what sucks you into Farmville, what they, the way they manipulate their farmers is the fact that there is a time limit on each crop. So you literally have to keep track. If I plant strawberries, it tells me how long before I need to harvest them. If I plant wheat, it tells me, and if I don't go back, they wilt. And then I lose money. So is that why people are getting up at two in the morning to harvest their crops? Yes. That's crazy.

Because, yes, because, you know, when I first started it... So if you let it wilt, though, then what happens? You lose the money, because the way it works is you spend money to plow and to seed land. And then when the crops come, you harvest them, and then you get a profit. it. Well, I spend the money to seed it and to, you know, to plow it.

But now that my crops have wilted, I've lost all that money. So I don't have any more money to say. But it's not real money. It's not real money. It's not real. It's farmville money. So you're getting upset over fake money. Well, I'm getting up. crop. So if people are, I'm not really playing because I'm a broke farmer with

a dustbin that is my farm.

Now people are going to send you gifts. I know. I got

60, I think I'm not really playing because I'm a broke farmer with a dustbin that is my farm.

Now people are going to send you gifts.

I know.

I got 60, I think 60 requests last week for people to be my neighbor on Farmville.

And I was a little freaked out by then.

You don't like real neighbors.

I don't talk to my real neighbors.

So why the hell am I going to talk to you?

And I got to be honest with you.

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