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Vault: A Kidney Transplant Changed How She Fights Illness

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🗓️ 10 June 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: A Kidney Transplant Changed How She Fights Illness

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0:00.0

Hey, The Bird Show. So Melissa and I are both playing injured this morning. I jacked up my knee playing soccer this weekend, and I'm fairly certain I tore my ACL. My doctor's not 100% sure because it's so swollen right now. He couldn't tell. He did some tests on it that indicate that it's not great. So I'm going in for an MRI on Thursday. And you're in so

0:21.9

much pain. You had to leave the show and go get some painkillers this morning. I did. I'm pretty loopy right now. Yeah, but does your knee feel better? Does it help like instantly? No, it takes about 20 minutes to kick in. No, but I mean, once it kicks in, all the pain and your knee goes away, or just subsides a little bit?

0:35.3

It subsides, and I don't take a whole one.

0:36.7

I'd take a half one.

0:37.5

If I took a whole one, I'd probably feel great,

0:39.6

but then you guys could have some real fun. your knee goes away or it just subsides a little bit. It subsides and I don't take a whole one. I'd take a half one.

0:41.1

If I took a whole one, I'd probably feel great, but then you guys could have some real fun.

0:53.6

And I don't feel like being that vulnerable with Jeff here. Maybe we should all take them. All you guys take them? I'd love to see you on. We'll do the show. So yeah, I'm a little on the loopy side today, but yeah, the pain is going away for sure.

0:55.7

So I'll know Thursday what's going on with that.

0:54.8

I'm just bummed out because, I mean, I'm a little on the loopy side today, but yeah, the pain is going away for sure. So I'll know Thursday.

0:55.7

What's going on with that?

1:09.5

I'm just bummed out because, I mean, I'm in my 40s now and I still want to be active. I'm playing soccer. And I've had the time of my life the last couple of weeks playing. And I'm coming to the realization that I can't keep up, man. Sucks. Like, what are you supposed to do?

1:10.4

That does suck.

1:12.2

And you had torn your other knee before, right?

1:14.4

Yeah, that was a long time ago.

1:12.2

That was a lot. I can't keep up, man. It sucks. Like, what are you supposed to do? That does suck. And you had torn your other knee before, right?

1:27.9

Yeah, that was a long time ago. That was a party-related injury. Overcompensated for so long. Maybe that's it. I don't know. We'll find out more Thursday. And then Melissa's back and she's been out for, what, a week and a half now? Yeah, and I seriously considered being out this week, but I thought, no, I'm going to tough it out.

1:30.1

I got laryngitis a couple weeks ago.

1:30.8

Felt fine.

1:31.4

No big deal.

1:27.9

Just like that. Yeah, and I seriously considered being out this week, but I thought, no, I'm going to tough it out.

1:30.1

I got laryngitis a couple weeks ago.

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