Listen, it's The Bird Show.

So, am I normal?

We've done this on the show a few times. It's been a while. And our caller, we actually had a caller who, the whole reason we're going to do this, she wanted to know if she was normal and she bailed on us. No way. Can we at least talk about her normal, or abnormalness? Absolutely. Okay. And we can use her real name of Tanya. Oh. Because if she's not going to join us, then she doesn't have the opportunity to use a fake name or voice discusser. But apparently, Tanya, once a month, has to go in front of her bosses and justify the work she's done over the past 30 days. Like, kind of present to to them i don't know if she works on sales or what

she does but every month she has to go into a room with her boss and say this is how much i sold

this is these are the new leads i've found this is whatever i wonder if she's always done or she's just

doing it now in this you know weird job climate i think she I don't know what the situation is, but it's...

Her bosses are like, oh, God.

It's a 30th again?

Well, no, it's required for her at work.

That's not the weird thing. Oh, that's okay. No, that's normal. That's every month that she's required to go in there. The weird thing that she does is she puts on an iPod, plays hardcore rap music in the bathroom and runs in place in a stall to get her adrenaline up. Oh my God, that's funny. Before she goes in there? Yes. I think that's actually awesome. Yeah, I think it's a great idea. It's not normal, but it's pretty cool. So she goes in there and she's not the music part. I think it's her jogging in the stall. My thought is if you go

into the bathroom after her and you see that going on, you're wondering what got her all bound up. Yeah, she's like a cat who's all excited now that she's still in the business. But you know how you can hear when somebody's got the headphones on? So you hear the music playing in the background. Yeah.

And hear the tiny little music sounds.

And then you just see somebody running.

Then she comes out and you're expecting her

or her but i guess her to be dressed up to you know about to go off for a run or something but she's

dressed for business meeting i'm ready to go in i love that i want to know what song she listens to

all she wrote all she said in her email was that it was hardcore rap music. So that was it. That's awesome. So staying pumped. Do you guys have anything? Well, you know, in the honor of the Golden Globes, and I've done this for, I don't know how long. And I think because when I was a kid, I was addicted to all these award shows. And, of course, like every kid, you think about winning an Oscar and what it would be like to be at the Oscars and everything. And it is without fail. Every time I climb stairs that I think that I'm walking up to receive my award at the Oscars. Every time. Every time. Like a full plate of stairs?

Like a little six step?

Doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

I just, for some reason, stairs remind me that I'm going to receive my Oscar. And I'll start the stair, if it's a long staircase, I'll start the stairs, you know, kind of fast. and then the top of the stairs

I'll take a little slower

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