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Vault: Her Boyfriend Has No Idea She Has Kids?!

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🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: Her Boyfriend Has No Idea She Has Kids?!

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0:00.0

The First Show.

0:01.5

All right, let's recap Amy's story.

0:03.5

We spent a good amount of time with her last week.

0:06.8

Amy, how long have you gone now in your relationship?

0:10.2

18 months.

0:11.5

What?

0:12.3

Over a year?

0:13.9

How does he not know?

0:15.2

My kids actually live out of state with their dad.

0:18.4

Okay.

0:18.7

And I visit them there.

0:21.4

You know, it's hard work, but I have been able to keep it from him for that long.

0:25.8

Why?

0:26.7

It's not that I ever really wanted to.

0:29.0

It's just like, didn't mention it the first few dates.

0:32.6

Didn't want to scare them off.

0:33.7

And then I just could never find an appropriate time to bring it up. At this point, it's more about me

0:39.2

getting caught in the lie. I feel awful about it. Are you guys like exchanging the L word and all that?

0:44.2

Yeah. I mean, we're talking about marriage. Oh my God. He's going to be devastated. You know,

0:50.8

he's a really good guy. I don't know how to get out of this situation.

0:56.2

Yeah, and being honest, just is not an option on the bird show, apparently when you call us. It was the same thing yesterday, also. Since that's not an option, what else do we do? Right. So I think the last time we talked to Amy, she said she was going to have the talk with dude and find out exactly, you know, figure out a way, either be honest with him and go, look, this has been awful. So she's on the voice disguised her again. Hey, Amy, you're on Q100. Hi, how are you? Okay. How are you? Okay. People were so mad at you last week. I know. I know I felt terrible. I felt terrible after I cut off.

1:31.0

It's just one of those things where you just get caught up in the lie and it just

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