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Vault: Listeners Share The Dating Spreadsheets They Have

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🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: Listeners Share The Dating Spreadsheets They Have

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:02.4

Good morning, Amanda. You're on Q100.

0:04.6

Hey.

0:05.3

Hey.

0:06.2

I was calling about the spreadsheet thing.

0:09.0

Yeah, this is initially what we were going to talk about, is that Jen brought this up yesterday,

0:12.2

that there are some people that keep spreadsheets of dating?

0:15.6

Yeah, it kind of came up on moment of truth last night, not last night, but night before last,

0:22.6

when this contestant Paul explained his spreadsheet that he has is almost like a Hall of Fame

0:24.6

of Women. Is there a rating?

0:26.6

There's a rating.

0:27.6

Yeah.

0:29.2

Oh my God.

0:31.3

How many columns are there, Paul?

0:33.0

Five or six. Five or six columns. Have you seen

0:35.2

in Federico? Yeah, I've seen it. It's impressive, actually. Why do you keep the spreadsheet? I'll actually blame it on my sister.

0:45.6

I do not remember this little black one. My little pimp book he gave me for a birthday.

0:52.8

So basically, he just keeps a hall of fame of women that he's been with and ranks them and

0:58.9

writes little notes about them and that sort of thing.

1:01.8

And I have a friend that sort of approached dating like she approached business and she

1:05.7

had spreadsheets of the people she was dating, what they did for a living, their contact

1:08.8

information, what they went, you know, what what their first second and third dates were like where he

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