Vault: He Needs The Bert Show's Help Pulling Off An Epic Proposal
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | Here's the email that we were talking about yesterday, and here's a virtual listener that really needs some help. |
| 0:06.2 | And for the couple of us in here that are hopeless romantics, want to read it again and try to make this happen for this guy. |
| 0:12.5 | I'm listening. |
| 0:13.7 | That's you. |
| 0:15.6 | It says, Dear Bert Show, I know you have no idea who I am, but I'm hoping you might help me propose marriage |
| 0:21.6 | to the woman that makes every second I spend with her the most precious moment of my life. |
| 0:27.0 | I had no idea I could have feelings like this for any woman. Before I met her, I distrusted women |
| 0:32.4 | and my heart was completely closed. But the moment she walked into my life, a wash of emotions came over |
| 0:38.3 | me as I began to believe and love at first sight. I was like a shy teenager too anxious to talk |
| 0:43.5 | to the head cheerleader. My heart raised and my throat tightened up when I overcame my anxiety |
| 0:49.0 | to talk to the most engaging woman I ever laid eyes on. When we started to talk, it was like a movie. |
| 0:55.0 | The world had nobody in it, but she and I. |
| 0:58.1 | And since that day, the moments of my life are nothing but a countdown until the next time I see her again. |
| 1:03.7 | A beautiful and personal conversation we had last week confirmed to me that I can't live another day without this woman. |
| 1:10.4 | When she sings to me, it's though every note is sung from the lips of an angel. |
| 1:14.4 | The earth stops spinning upon every word of conversation she speaks when we take walks. |
| 1:21.2 | With your help, I'm hoping to make this wondrous woman my wife. |
| 1:25.0 | I'm just foolish enough to believe that I can make a woman this happy forever. |
| 1:29.8 | But I will spend every waking moment and every fiber of my being with the sole purpose of |
| 1:35.2 | bringing joy to her life. |
| 1:37.4 | She listens to Q100 every morning, and my hope is that you will aid me in making sure that she is in the parking lot of the Buckhead Maggiano's at 915 in the morning this Friday. |
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