The Bird Show

The goose has landed

Copy red leader

All right so he's there

No Jeff just wanted me to stop the song

In the middle of the song

Because he's there and is he proposing?

No Jeff just told me to stop the song

What the hell?

What?

Well I just wanted I thought it First of, I think it's cool. We interrupt songs. Not a minute and a half left in the song. I've got a very important announcement to make. Oh, God. You have a minute and a half? Grinch, that your heart grew three sizes bigger? Is that what you're about telling us? I would like to make an important announcement and is there any better way to get people's attention than interrupt a song in the middle of a song? Okay. So how many people are down there, Phil? Um, again, from staining around, there's a couple people still milling about in that walk around. And I think they're like me waiting to see what happens. There is. I didn't see one lady drive up in a car during the commercials. She's parked to the side. And there's still that... Hey, Phil? Yes. I actually want to know how many people leave once I announced that I wrote that email. Oh, my God. No, you did not. Yes, I did. No, you did not. You cannot come up with words like that. Hey, Jessica, did you write this email? Because, I mean, every time you sing, it is like angel. That can't have come from Jeff Dollar. There's no engagement. I just wanted to see how many desperate women show up on the day before Valentine's Day thinking they're going to get engaged. Oh, my God. That, to me, is just evil.

How many?

That's just mad.

That's so me.

I could just laugh at that.

That to me is just me.

Because I'm stunned.

I mean, we should have known.

I'll tell you this.

Now there is one less car in the parking lot that is pulling out and pulling off now.

Jeff, you do these things and you never even think about anybody else.

Who am I thinking about it, imaginary girl?

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