Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, December 10 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show |
| 0:01.4 | We were talking, you know, just a minute ago about the, you know, going back to, what's that, probably elementary school and even a little middle school. |
| 0:10.1 | And I was watching on TV. |
| 0:13.8 | I could, some one of those like 80s, you know, fast times at Ridgemont High movies or whatever. |
| 0:18.8 | Classics. |
| 0:19.4 | Tracy, you can go stand here, Bert. |
| 0:21.3 | Ooh. Bring it. Oh, bring it. |
| 0:22.2 | We have places. |
| 0:23.5 | So I thought. |
| 0:25.5 | Places people. |
| 0:26.5 | Exits. |
| 0:27.4 | Exits. |
| 0:28.0 | Stage left even. |
| 0:29.9 | I thought of a contest, you know, kind of like a bet. |
| 0:35.0 | That we could do. |
| 0:36.8 | And I'll need Crash and Melissa to share a microphone and then jan if |
| 0:41.2 | you could come over here okay because this is a team oh no this is uh we have to share a microphone or can |
| 0:45.7 | this is just party pocket bit hey keep i hope that this has nothing to do it's naming as many people |
| 0:51.9 | as you can think of from high school because i graduated with 19. Show hands. We're good. All right. Crash. So hands on the table, honey. Hands on the table. Oh. For the guys, women, you can do whatever you want with hands. This is a touch for you. Now here's. What? No, he didn't. |
| 1:12.5 | You are that uncle. |
| 1:15.8 | What is the matter with you? |
| 1:17.3 | You were the uncle that kids are scared to go see. |
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