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Vault: She Found Her Daughter's Secret and She's Not Letting It Slide

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🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: She Found Her Daughter's Secret and She's Not Letting It Slide

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0:00.0

Here, Birchia.

0:01.5

Jane just called in out of nowhere and is setting up a sting operation on her 16-year-old daughter. Oh, wow. Today? I don't know. Hi. Hi, Jane. Welcome to the show. Thanks. I love you guys. Awesome. Thank you. It looks like we love you too. I'm impressed with a sting operation. I have big plans for the weekend. What's going on?

0:24.8

Well, my daughter's been dating a guy for about a year.

0:28.6

And about six months ago, he got his license.

0:35.5

So this weekend is the first time that his parents were allowing him to drive to our house to pick up my daughter to take her on the date.

0:36.4

Okay.

0:40.3

So they have told us that they're going to be going to the movies. Well, no problem.

0:42.3

But Tuesday, I found a note in her binder written to him that said,

0:49.3

Can't Wait for the Movies this weekend, dot, dot, dot, not, can't wait for what we're really doing.

0:55.9

No way.

0:56.7

Oh, no.

0:57.3

He has no idea that I found the note.

0:59.4

Uh-huh.

0:59.9

I have gotten in touch with several of my girlfriends, and we have got a full-blown sting operation.

1:06.1

Oh, love it.

1:07.3

What's the plans?

1:10.1

Yeah.

1:28.1

Well, my husband's been on it, too, so he's going to, I'm going to tell them I'm going out with my girlfriend. He's going to let me know when they leave the house. We're going to be sitting at the edge of the neighborhood. I've got, we've got a whole map planned out where my two girlfriends are going to be sitting in case for whichever way that they go. We're going to follow them and bust them right in the middle of what they're doing.

1:32.8

I would so go with one of my friends to go bust their child, you know, like an adult student

1:38.3

coverage. That'd be fun. So you're going to, effectively, I mean, if we're talking militarily, you're setting up a

1:48.5

perimeter around your neighborhood.

1:51.3

And as they pass through that perimeter, you just...

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