Vault: She tried to exchange Christmas for her son's birthday

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🗓️ 1 June 2026

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Vault: She tried to exchange Christmas for her son's birthday

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0:00.0	This is The Bird Show.
0:02.5	Hey, Janet, good morning.
0:04.0	Hi there.
0:04.9	How are you?
0:06.6	I'm okay.
0:07.4	Happy New Year.
0:08.2	To you, too.
0:09.6	How did things go?
0:10.4	How was this received by the rest of the family?
0:13.6	It did not go well.
0:15.7	No.
0:16.5	Oh, no.
0:16.5	You know, we went with my husband's plan, and we left the note.
0:21.0	He took down all the Christmas decorations overnight, left the note from Santa, and
0:26.4	when the three kids woke up, they all cried.
0:30.6	Well, my four-year-old and my six-year-old started crying first, and then Zachary, the oldest,
0:36.0	whose birthday it is on Christmas Day. He was really excited at first, but then Zachary, the oldest, whose birthday it is on Christmas Day.
0:39.0	He was really excited at first, but then once he saw his siblings start to cry, that was it.
0:43.8	Oh, no. So he wasn't happy, the siblings weren't happy. Did you guys do, did you do Christmas, like on Christmas Eve the same exact way you would do it on Christmas morning?
0:56.8	No.
0:57.9	We left to note, you know, the note from Santa said that Christmas will be here tomorrow.
1:03.9	So we were planning on doing Christmas the next day, just resuming Christmas, basically.
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