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I am sanctified.

Sanctify.

God must be glorified.

Go see a fight.

Who?

I am sanctified.

You all know who Father Bailey is, right?

Yes.

And Father Bailey's been on the show now for years and years and years.

You're going to hear him this morning.

You're going to go, come on, that's not a real priest.

You tell them you're a real priest.

Oh, man, for real priest, man. I got a job. Got the collar on the whole nine yards. I still can't get over with that kid, you know, when I'm passing gas. Yeah. I pass gas every day

In my secretary's office, man

You know, thank God I don't get fired

You know

Do you blame it on somebody else

Or are you at I pass gas every day In my secretary's office, man You know, think I don't get fired You know Do you blame it on somebody else Or you, I mean You're a priest I'm playing on secretary, man Let's go Man, what you had last night? It's an act of God That's what he called you said I don't know, I can't control it How many Hill Marys do you have to do after blaming gas on somebody else?

I don't know. Man, I distribute the penit. You know, I'm good to go, man. You know what I'm saying? Yes, Father Bailey is a real priest from Blessed Trinity. And every couple of weeks he comes in here. And he gives a sermon, basically, on things that are going on in the news. and he's going to focus on comebacks this week.

Mercy. He gives a sermon, basically, on things that are going on in the news. And he's going to focus on comebacks this week.

Bert Show Nation, what the deal is, players, it's your man, the Reverend Father Crunk, the 35th member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

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