The Bird Show.

All right, Katie here is listening online, Tracy writes. So she doesn't need the voice disguiser. Okay. But she's got a meeting today that she is really not looking forward to. Your boss calls you up and says, look, can we get together for a couple of minutes and why don't you bring your resume? Oof. Oh. Have you guys ever had a boss ask you to bring your resume to a meeting? No. And you know what? I think because if it's good news or whatever, like isn't it come in here right now. But if the boss is mad at you, that's when he pulls the, let's talk tomorrow. And bring your resume after you've only been there for a month and you know you've light on it. I mean, the writing's on the wall right there.

Hey, Katie, good morning. Hi. How are you? Hi. I am. I'm not good. What time's the meeting scheduled for today?

At 10. 10 o'clock. What time do you have to get in the office?

Nine. No. That first hour. That's terrible. Yeah. Well, just the overnight anxiety. When did you find out about it? Well, like, you know, like yesterday. Oh. See, the anxiety of that. And then once you get to the office at 9 o'clock, you're sure everybody is staring at you in the office nobody is but you're sure everybody that goes

by you is judging and they all know yeah i'm sure that they will be the thing like you know i'm

sure that they will be looking at me how how fabricated is your resume pretty much everything on it.

So let's go, can we go category by category?

Like what is your level of education in real life, and what is the level of education on your resume?

Well, first of all, let me just say like i okay okay we're not judging yet

we're just asking we're just fact-finding yeah give us a minute before we judge yeah we're not gonna judge

you yeah like me this might be more of a big deal so what would you say you you uh got your degree

in marketing when you really got a degree in PR?

No, no.

I put on my resume that I had a bachelor's degree in business when I have a two-year accounting

degree, actually.

Okay.

So you have an associate?

Yeah. I mean. All you have an associate? Yeah.

I mean.

All right.

That's only two years of school.

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