Vault: Eric's Date with Step-Sister
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | The Furt Show. All right, so this all started as a first date Friday. Yeah, on first date Friday, we talked to people on Friday who have a big date that they're excited about coming up over the weekend. We get the details of what they expect from the date. And then on Monday, we usually check back in with them to see if it met their expectations. So last Friday, we did just that. And we talked to Eric, who said that he was going to go out over the |
| 0:21.7 | weekend with his former step-sister. Apparently the story is that his parent and her parent married |
| 0:27.9 | years ago when they were like eight and 10 years old. They grew up together in the same home |
| 0:32.8 | and then those parents divorced and he ran into her recently, found that she was attractive. |
| 0:54.2 | He was attracted to her and asked her out on a date date. He let her know, look, I'm asking you out on an official date, and she accepted. He actually said the sentence, this isn't a brother-sister thing. Yeah, let me, you know what probably makes more sense? Let me play like 90 seconds of the first phone call that we took from this guy. I'm 28 years old. My parents divorced when I was really young. |
| 0:59.0 | My dad remarried a woman who had daughters. |
| 1:04.6 | And my dad and this woman, they then got divorced. |
| 1:10.5 | And so I'm going on a date with my former step sister. |
| 1:15.8 | Oh, dude, you can't do that. I mean, I hadn't seen her in eight years. And we connected for lunch. |
| 1:24.3 | My dad had her email address. She had just moved back into Atlanta. I'd been here. |
| 1:28.3 | She went to California for school. And my dad said she was back in town. I shot her an email. |
| 1:36.1 | And went out for lunch and she was smoking hot. So I decided, what the hell? |
| 1:45.2 | I'll ask her out to dinner. |
| 1:46.6 | You know, I don't ever have to see her again. |
| 1:47.9 | So I said, you know, why don't we get some dinner Saturday night if you want to, you know, not a brother and sister thing. |
| 1:56.7 | And she said she'd love to go out. |
| 1:58.4 | Dude, that is going to be so weird for you. |
| 2:00.8 | Like, if you kiss her? |
| 2:02.4 | Or more? |
| 2:03.4 | Or more. |
| 2:05.3 | I hear you, but I don't know. |
| 2:08.0 | I mean, it could be kind of, it could feel a little weird for that reason, but I guess, you know, I'll play it by ear. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Bert Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of The Bert Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

