Vault: Phil's Nascar Guide
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🗓️ 4 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.9 | All right, Melissa Carter here. Speaking of going back to my redneck roots. Dating a new woman. Been a totally different Melissa Carter the last couple of weeks. But she's going through this honeymoon period with this new woman. She's dating Katie. Who? Katie Joe. Katie Joe. We're calling her now, right. For a reason we're about to tell you. They're in this, this, look, I'm getting to know you period. You're getting to know me. Everything's so cute. Everything is so cute up until Sunday. Everything is really cute. So, yeah, I talked to Katie earlier this week, and I just, she got all excited about something. She's just, you know, clapping her hands and rub her hands together. |
| 0:38.5 | Sunday's a big day. |
| 0:39.4 | Sunday's a big day. |
| 0:50.3 | And I thought, uh-oh, like we've been together, you know, like you said, we're in the honeymoon, quote-unquote, phase where, you know, I'm paying more attention. And I, you know, I'm like, what did I forget about Sunday? What's going on Sunday? Big Day Sunday. |
| 0:51.9 | You're like, is that some sort of anniversary? |
| 0:53.3 | Did we start like a month? |
| 0:54.5 | Is that like a one month anniversary? |
| 0:55.5 | What's going on? What's going on? |
| 0:56.8 | Daytona 500. Sunday. You're like, is that some sort of anniversary? Did we start like a month? Is that like a one month anniversary? |
| 0:55.0 | What's going on? |
| 0:55.6 | What's going on? |
| 0:56.9 | Daytona 500. |
| 0:58.6 | And I'm like, what? |
| 1:00.7 | The Daytona 500. |
| 1:02.8 | Katie is a huge. |
| 1:04.1 | Who? |
| 1:04.9 | Katie Joe, I guess we're calling her, is a huge NASCAR fan. |
| 1:09.5 | And I have never watched a NASCAR race. I knew, I know some of the names. |
| 1:16.1 | Jeff Gordon I know and Little Lee because of Phil Tarana, you know, and I knew and I remember |
| 1:23.9 | hearing about his dad and but I've never seen a race and I don't understand the fascination with a bunch of cars going around in circles for four hours. I don't get it. Sorry, I'm distracted. I don't get it. I'm sorry, I'm distracted. The auction is not over. Somebody just bid $8,100. Yeah. So anyway, as for the other people listening to me in the studio, I don't get NASCAR. Phil is the only one in here that gets NASCAR. |
| 1:46.0 | I mean, the dude is, he goes to professional wrestling. |
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