Vault: Food Tampering
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🗓️ 4 November 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. I think this is a pretty common problem in most offices, you know, where you come in, you bring in your lunch, you set it in the refrigerator, and maybe it was leftovers from last night. And all you're doing from the time you get into work is you can't wait till 1130 or noon to dig into your leftovers from last night, man. You are so stoked. And you're almost watching the minutes on the clock until you can get back into those leftovers from last night, man. You are so stoked and you're almost watching the minutes |
| 0:21.9 | on the clock until you can get back into those leftovers. So you go, finally noon arrives, |
| 0:27.6 | you rush on into the kitchen, open up the fridge in the office, and somebody has stolen your food, |
| 0:33.6 | man. There's nothing more frustrating than that. Well, we have a guy here at the office that apparently has been going through this for some time. |
| 0:41.0 | And this is how he decided to handle it, because we all got the email. |
| 0:44.2 | I think it was yesterday. |
| 0:45.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.0 | It says, I noticed a few weeks ago that someone was stealing my frozen pancakes out of the refrigerator in the kitchen. |
| 0:52.2 | Last week, instead of sending an email asking someone not to take what's not theirs, |
| 0:56.9 | I decided to add a special surprise to the two pancakes that were left in the box. |
| 1:01.5 | As I suspected, the pancakes were gone this morning. |
| 1:04.6 | Whoever you are, I hope that you enjoyed them, maybe next time you will think twice about taking what's not yours. |
| 1:10.7 | The brilliant part of |
| 1:11.9 | this email is he never says what he's done to the pancakes. And everyone in the office is riveted. |
| 1:19.3 | You should see the reply to all emails. It's beautiful. So if you have ever been the victim of this |
| 1:26.1 | and you decided to do something about it and whatever you did actually worked in the office, give us a call right now, 404-741-105. |
| 1:34.4 | True, true story. |
| 1:35.9 | When I first moved to Atlanta, I worked over at Turner Broadcasting and one of my buddies Jane over at Turner Broadcasting, she would just bring orange juice in. |
| 1:43.4 | True, true story. |
| 2:00.8 | She would bring orange juice in and that would be her morning drink when she got in the office. And it's not that somebody would take it, but somebody would actually open up her orange juice, drink it, drink part of it and then put the, you know, the unused, undrunk portion back into the refrigerator. So it wasn't even taking the whole thing. So this happened consistently consistently she never found out who it was and she got so mad one morning that she took her orange |
| 2:05.3 | juice drank part of it went to the restroom filled it back up to the brown put it back in the |
| 2:10.0 | refrigerator she peed in her orange juice put it back in the refrigerator and later on that day |
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