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Vault: Did You Let Your Soulmate Walk Out The Door?

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🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Vault: Did You Let Your Soulmate Walk Out The Door?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:02.5

As it does every year, The Bachelor has opened up spiritual and romantic debate for us.

0:09.3

And last night on The Bachelor, I didn't see this.

0:12.0

As Melissa was watching it, though, she stopped right in her tracks.

0:15.9

Well, it's a comment that was made by, I guess she was voted off last night, the Brazilian Raquel.

0:21.6

And the comment made me, you know, we forced the TV, we stopped the TV, rewound it to listen to it again. And basically, and I was shocked that she would say this on, what, the second week of The Bachelor, but basically what she said was that she believes in soulmates, that once she finds her soulmate that she believes that if anything happened to her, their soulmate would never get married again or never be with anybody again. And then she proceeded to continue saying that the Bachelor was her soulmate. She believed he was the one, whatever. So she's voted off. She knows this after four consecutive days of being around. Exactly. So that's what was ridiculous to me.

0:55.8

They were taping for two whole weeks. I know. It's the fact that she would say that so up front. And I figured that that would scare a guy off pretty quickly. But it started the debate about soulmates and if we believe in them and that kind of thing. And the question that we've asked is, do you believe in soulmates, but you also know who is your soulmate and you also know you're not married to that person? And Angela here, I've asked her if she wanted to be on the voice disguiser, she said no. Okay. She's married? She don't want to be on the voice disguiser. But she's not married to your soulmate. Hey, Angela.

1:28.5

Hey.

1:29.0

Hey. So you are married.

1:31.1

Yes.

1:31.8

And you are not married to your soulmate.

1:33.7

No.

1:34.1

And you know who your soulmate is?

1:35.9

Yes.

1:36.6

Bring it on.

1:39.0

It's just really lame, I guess.

1:41.2

I met him online, and we've never actually met or anything, and I don't know if we ever will, and that's okay.

1:48.1

But we've talked for, you know, a year, a half, and, you know, we're just really good friends.

1:53.7

And I knew there was something at the very beginning because we just clicked, and I was, like, really mean to him.

1:59.8

I really did not really want to get to

2:04.7

know him because I knew there was something there and so I just kind of kept you know

2:08.8

shoving him off shoving him off and wouldn't really call him to him a lot and it just kind

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