Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 16 [Vault]
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🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. Brian is back on the phone here. This is all Jeff's doing. I just threw it out there. He's the one he decided to file. I wouldn't follow my own advice if I didn't. In fact, Jessica's already told them that you're not allowed to follow your own advice if she gets pregnant. Right. And my big thing was, you know, with guys in the delivery room that years ago they weren't allowed in there and now they are allowed in there. |
| 0:24.1 | And there was never an option presented. |
| 0:26.0 | It was just like, oh, you can come in now. |
| 0:27.9 | And some guys might have weak stomachs or not want to see their wives in that state or have other things to do. |
| 0:36.5 | So, I mean, busy. Labory, busy. Busy, busy. 24 hours or longer, some cases. You know what I mean? So what's a guy just going to stop his life? I mean, you got, you know, stats to check online, ESPN. Yeah, you got Google. So a lot of videos on break.com I have not seen yet. True. So I wonder if I can bring my laptop in. You could do anything you want. I just know that you're not going to have a wife to go back to when you're on. Right. Right. I'm alone after that day. Just kind of talking about this and we're talking about it. Jessica, my wife is not pregnant, but our producer Tracy is. |
| 1:17.4 | And, you know, I did tell her to go ask her husband, Scott, if he wanted to be in the delivery room. |
| 1:18.9 | And he was so offended they got in an argument. |
| 1:21.6 | It's like I couldn't believe you asked me that. |
| 1:22.2 | Of course. |
| 1:23.1 | Of course. |
| 1:25.2 | Jeff is just saying it should be an option. So you started two arguments and two separate relationships. One and Tracy's with Scott and second with Brian and his wife. Yeah. Feels good for you, don't it? So Brian did the same thing. You know, Tracy went and said, hey, do you really want to be in there? And then Brian did the opposite thing. It went to his pregnant wife and said, hey, I really don't want to be in there. His exact quote was, it's gross and disgusting. Which might not have been the tact. That might not have been the... The approach. The invasion plan I would have executed before playing risk, you know? That's probably not the proper maneuver. But I think it's recoverable, and we gave him some suggestions yesterday, and Burt was very helpful, too, so. |
| 2:02.4 | Morning, Q100A, Brian. |
| 2:03.8 | Gags. |
| 2:04.4 | Gags. Good morning, guys. Good morning. It's all gags me with the skin. Seriously? Wow. Goes along with the rubber chicken thing. We had a couple of us. Wait to say, you know. Somebody's up to some town foolery. You brought up Archie Bunker earlier, Jeff Dahlner. |
| 2:16.4 | Who's involved in shenanigans around here? |
| 2:19.4 | Old school. |
| 2:20.6 | Brian's back here. |
| 2:21.5 | All right. You brought up Archie Bunker earlier, Jeff Donnell. Who's involved in Shanigans around here? |
| 2:19.4 | Old school. |
| 2:20.6 | Brian's back here. |
| 2:21.5 | All right, Brian. |
| 2:22.0 | So you tried a re-approach last night with your pregnant wife? |
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