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Each one of us made superficial New Year's resolutions going into 2009.

Mine this year is I just, I want to catch a Marlin.

I want to catch a Marlin.

I've been trying for years and years and years.

I can't even tell you how many hours I've logged on like deep sea fishing deals, how much money I have spent.

Not even a bite. Not even a damn bite. It's all I want is a Marlin this year. I tried to find the pictures of me at age 12. Yeah, Jeff was rubbing it in because he's caught like nine of them already. That's hilarious. I mean, it doesn't really count. I'm talking about competition in this room. Damn, back from when you were 12. It was one of those things where I didn't realize what I was. It's Bert's dream. What I was trying to. This is about birth. This is not about you. I was trying to say when I brought it up was it's very possible because it's just luck of the draw because like the very first time I was ever out on a boat like that, you know, they... First time. First time.

I was ever on a lot of a trial.

It came so naturally to be.

I wasn't even a teenager yet.

It was like 11 or 12.

Feel bad going on with the story, but I will.

And so they set the whole thing up for you because I'm a kid, I don't know, and they're just like, okay, this one's yours. And then I was sitting there and then all the other people were over on the other side of the boat, like having beers and all of a sudden the lion started to go, so is it, because I'm not familiar with D.C. fishing. The ride's in a stand. Okay. You don't do anything except hold it when they catch it for you. And then you are the one that brings it in. Oh, wait, hold on, Bert. Jeff's done it. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Yeah. You don't do anything except hold it when they catch it for you. And then you are the one that brings it in. Oh, hold on, Bert.

Jeff's done it.

Yeah, I'm sorry, yeah.

When you're 12, you don't even really get to hold it.

I may have to change my superficial goal.

But my point was it's very possible because I just got lucky.

So you were trying to encourage Bert. Yeah. Telling him about when I caught one when I was 12. It's very encouraging. And you did it more than once or just that time? No, just once. I think maybe I got one when I was 14. When I was 5 years. You know what? I got one actually in Lake Hartwell last summer. So I think I read the old man in the sea when I was like 20 years old and it was at that point where I'm like, I've got to catch a Marlin and it's been 20 years and it still hasn't happens. Oh, that was mine for this year. What was yours, Jen? I want to play a decent 18 holes of golf. Yeah. I mean, and that takes a lot.

I mean, you just can't go out there and do it, so it's going to take some effort.

Yeah, and I played as a kid, so I'm hoping it'll be like riding a bike, but I have a feeling it'll be a little more challenging than that. You know, Jeff is a scratch golfer. Oh, yeah. You know, I hit a hole in one when I was nine. where I was sick sick of

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