Vault: Did Wendy Get Her Mojo Back?
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🗓️ 24 February 2026
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. My goal for the weekend was to find my mojo and not be desperate. That sounds sad. |
| 0:06.2 | I actually had to take Wendy's phone from her because of the text messaging, even the non-drunk |
| 0:13.0 | text message, because we were talking Friday about how she doesn't want to play the games |
| 0:18.7 | and you want to just go ahead and contact a guy if you like him, right? Right away'll contact right back i'll text right back especially if i dig a guy so i'll text him right back and not wait any sorts of period waiting to text him back so i guess i looked eager |
| 0:32.5 | so melissa had to take my phone because a boy i dug kind of text me in the morning because I text in the night before. And I could see the temptation. I could see the fingers going toward the touch pad. And I said, no, give me your phone. So she took my phone for the morning. And then I had the assignment that I couldn't text boys until today at noon. That's right. Had it go. And? |
| 0:55.2 | It was good. |
| 0:57.7 | Well, I didn't drunk text. |
| 0:58.8 | But you text somebody. |
| 1:03.4 | But it was supposed to not be anybody you were really interested in, right? |
| 1:04.9 | Okay. |
| 1:05.9 | So, okay. |
| 1:06.7 | Please explain. |
| 1:07.3 | All right. |
| 1:30.9 | Friday night, me and Sean ended up at five paces, and the phone was away. It was in my bag. So I didn't touch the phone at all on Friday night. Which is really difficult because Wendy just got a cool new iPhone. Right. I love this and she's looking for reasons to use it. It's amazing. It's just cool. And it wasn't in her bag and it was at the bar to having drinks itself. It's kind of a weird thing. It was actually bartending. Yeah, exactly. The iPhone was actually pouring drinks. I don't know the app get buzzed |
| 1:32.5 | for me. So, no, so we just mingled and actually met a lot of cool guys and mingled around. And I met |
| 1:40.5 | this one guy out on Friday night who was really cool, hung out with him the whole night. |
| 1:45.1 | So obviously I didn't have a reason to text. And then, but he texted me and asked if I got home okay. So I was like on a technicality, I just say text back. And I just go, yes, I made it home safe. That was it. Okay. And that was it for Friday. That's totally clear. That's fair enough. That's cool. Right. |
| 1:59.6 | If you didn't text back, he might have called 911 or climbed out from under your bed to see if you're okay or whatever. |
| 2:04.4 | Could have had. Friday. That's fair enough because if you didn't, if you didn't text back, you might have called |
| 2:01.2 | 911 or climbed out from under your bed to see if you're okay or whatever. |
| 2:03.8 | Could have happened. |
| 2:05.2 | That one was legit. |
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