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Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 23 - BBA EDITION

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🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Monday, February 23 - BBA EDITION

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0:00.0

You're on The Virtue.

0:02.0

So in what, little over an hour or so, we'll get back on our very private endeavor air flight. Let me tell you, on the way over here, I don't know what that flight attendant's name was, but that's the funniest flight attendant we've ever had on this trip. She's like, we've got salads. I don't know anybody that eats salads, but we got them. No, my favorite. Because, I mean,

0:21.5

farts are funny. I don't care, like, who you are or what age you are. So she was trying to help everybody with, like, how to deal with the pressure on your ears when you're taking off on a plane, right? That's right. Because, like, I know for a Brooke, for instance, it was her first time ever, like that was her first flight so this is like an incredible experience like one right

0:39.4

after the other and so she's telling everybody like, yeah, you can chew gum. And again, this is the flight attendant over the speaker. And she goes, or you can take big gulps of air, but you're going to fart. She did. Take big gulps of air, but just no, you're going to, you're going to fart. And we're like, who is this woman? She's amazing.

1:11.7

Look, Endeavor Air has been such a gift to us for all of these years. I mean, if we don't have somebody that says, hey, here's a plane. That's me begging you guys more and more and more for so much more money. And Endeavor Air donates that plane to us. And they don't just give us the plane. They do it enthusiastically. And we've told you guys in past years that they're based

1:16.4

out of Minneapolis and a lot of their staff members that are at the airport when we take off

1:22.4

on Thursday, they fly down from Minneapolis just to send us off enthusiastically.

1:28.2

Then they get back on their own plane and they head back to Minneapolis and it'll be the same when we get back to Atlanta today.

1:33.5

And I think it's important to mention too for the pilots and the flight attendants.

1:37.8

Everybody volunteers their time.

1:39.8

So they actually have to fill out a form and they submit an essay as to why they want to be a part of the Burt's Big Adventure flight and they get hands selected by Endeavor Air. And it's like it's a it's a coveted spot to be on that plane with us and they really they put their heart into it. Didn't our captain coming over here have like a goofy hat on? He did.

2:01.5

You don't see that often.

2:02.8

I don't. I'm not going to lie. You're seeing your pilot wear a goofy hat, slightly concerning. But then at the same time, I'm like, okay, he's just, he's, he's just embracing the role. If you take the flight seriously, we're all going to be okay. All right. So thank you to Endeavor Air for all of these years.

2:17.9

We really, really appreciate your sponsorship and the care and love that you give to these guys. seriously we're all going to be okay so thank you to endeavor air for all of these years we really

2:18.2

really appreciate your sponsorship and the care and love that you give to these guys and what a great

2:22.3

way to start the trip every year all right let's introduce you guys to rowan and his family charlin and

2:28.0

bob and jacob how are you guys this morning we are well yeah great what? Yeah. Days are so long, and yet it feels like yesterday. We were just meeting you and high-fiving. It does. It goes by fast and slow at the same time. Before we even get into this, I need to launch a bit of an investigation here, because we've done this for 24 years. That's a lot of kids on this trip. That's a lot of siblings on this

2:51.9

trip. And when you ask kids, what do you want to do when you get to Disney World? Space Mountain,

2:57.5

meet the princesses. I have never, ever, ever in 24 years, and I think Kristen can back us up

3:03.4

on this one also. She hasn't either. No kid has ever said I want to go to this enchanted

3:07.6

teaky room. And Rowan, I am asking you for honesty now before I put Seth here on the

3:15.5

spot. Was that your idea or did Seth push that on you? I was just getting a little tired,

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