The Birch Show.

It seems to us like whenever we ask you guys, the most random questions, there's always somebody, at least one in the audience, that will call us in the Bert Show community that will call us and say, yep, that's me you're talking about. Only takes one. I think I got one today. Okay. I'm on a scale of about, on one to ten confidence, about seven and a half on this one. Okay. So I'm fascinated by this new relationship that the dude from the Rolling Stones is having, this Ron Wood guy. Have you heard about this? No. Dude, 61 years old. Mm-hmm. Sixty-one. And he just fell in love with a 20-year-old girl. And they are having a relationship right now.

He is ready to dump his wife, I think.

He's probably 25.

Because he's always done this, hadn't he?

I don't know.

I don't know what the history is there.

But, I mean, she's going to have to be his granddaughter.

That's exactly where I'm going with this, all right?

61 and 20, which is a 41-year age difference in the relationship.

Two generations.

Is there anybody listening that has somebody in their family that has dated somebody with more of an age discrepancy of 41 years than what we're hearing right now. 404-741-Q-100. Now, the wife says that, and again, I don't know how old she is. So let's round up and say she's 30. Okay. She says, no, no, no, no. This thing is all in this Russian girl's mind. It's not really happening. But she said, the Russian girl says, we are moving in together. It is on. And I don't care that he's 61 years old. It is real. It is physical, she has said.

That was the thing that I was thinking about, too. I was like, well, it does give him points in that department.

It gives him points? Well, I mean.

That he can still get a 20-year-old?

Yeah.

If he wasn't singing a guitar, he wouldn't.

I mean, his other 60-year-old friends are high-fiving him if they can get their arm up that high, for sure.

Right.

But for her.

You know what I'm trying to say without saying it, right?

Yeah, I just don't think it.

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