The Bird Show

Producer Tracy told me yesterday right after the show

that she got a call from Lucifer Joe.

I did and he is very, very disappointed in all of you.

Not mad, just disappointed?

Just disappointed.

I was supporting him.

But he's not mad at you.

Of course not.

Jeff had his back.

You want to tell us what we're about to walk into here?

Jeff's one of his...

No, I think it would be nice if we just walk into it.

I would just walk right into it. Okay. Now, for those of you that don't know, this is the guy we've had on for a week every single day. He said that he's been hired by his father's best friend to just kind of look and lurk around the office

because they have to cut six people in an 18 people office.

And this is the guy that's supposed to report back on May 1st and give kind of a report on who

should get the ax.

And in theory, it makes sense.

I mean, you have somebody come in as a new employee that nobody's paying much attention to, and they're just kind of taking a look at the productivity of people, you know, how they are in the office and that kind of thing. But we just have a problem with Joe because he's not really doing it based on productivity in the office. So you guys have been calling up, and we've been pretty hard on the last couple of days only because there are lives at stake. You know, there are careers at stake. One woman is a foster mom. They said that she was spending too much time on the phone. Yeah. A whole family's at stake. Yeah. Well, I think that the main ones we have a problem with her, the fact that there was one woman in the office we

deemed Sweetie Pie and she's safe because he has the hots for and then anybody that's

taking him to like a Braves game or gave him tickets to the Masters or whatever that, they're

safe but people who don't take him to lunch or that kind of thing from what we've gathered,

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