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Vault: These Are The Worst Names Ever

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🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: These Are The Worst Names Ever

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0:00.0

The Vert Show.

0:01.4

We've got three minutes.

0:02.1

What do you guys want to talk about? Middle names. I actually instead of middle. Well, we got, we got tickled. Jen and I got tickle because instead of middle names, we were talking about people who had unfortunate names in school. You know what I'm talking about? I've got a slew of these, the side bottom twins. Well, more of insinuating names. Like, you want to shake? Can we talk about this?

0:23.2

I don't know.

0:23.9

I don't know if I can. A slew of these, the side bottom twins. Well, more of insinuating names.

0:22.2

Like, you want to shake?

0:23.2

Can we talk about this? I don't know.

0:37.5

I don't know if I can. If you spell the last name and tell us what the first name was. Jen's freaked out by the whole FCC thing. Yes, I know. She considers her own in front of me. She always called herself the third regular guy. Okay, the girl's last name is D-I-X and first name's Sharon.

0:41.7

That's that's a sad.

0:43.2

That's going to hurt.

0:44.3

That's an unfortunate name.

0:45.4

That's going to hurt for a long, long.

0:47.7

That's really sad. Especially when you're a kid.

0:49.4

Yeah.

0:50.9

They don't have to be offensive names like that, too.

0:54.5

Like, who did you say, snodgrass or something?

0:56.6

Yes, I had, I think it was high school or no.

0:59.9

No, girl who pledged my sorority like two years behind me.

1:04.2

Hope snodgrass.

1:05.7

And you're, I want to go pee in a pot or whatever?

1:09.2

Cherry on some peepot.

1:10.4

What?

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