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But we just started talking about spying and stuff and we were like, do people really as adults spy on each other?

And we got this call yesterday from quote unquote Joe.

Well, a friend of my father has asked me to go to work at his very prominent company to see who was working and who was playing around

during the day. He's going to do some cutbacks. And so I've been hired in a very small

at the bottom of the totem pole, basically, to see, to get a report who's working hard and who isn't during the day.

And I've seen a lot of very interesting things.

I can understand the theory behind that decision, but isn't that like the job of the managers

to be able to keep an eye on the employees and make that determination?

He probably has his eye on the managers.

Yes, I do. That's part of my job.

I'm looking at the supervisors and also, you know, the lower-tiered people and looking at everybody.

There are AT employees who's going down to 12 and they don't know it.

They have no idea how much they're about to lose.

Has anybody already been eliminated or saved in your mind?

Well, there are a few people, you know, who haven't been so nice to me. And one guy in particular, you know, he's never taken me to lunch. She's never thanked me for, you know, doing a chores that I've done under him. And he's not looking good right now. He's not a very nice guy. What are some of the things you've seen going on already? Some of the girls are four hours on the phone with their friends, and, you know, they act like they're working, but they're gossiping.

And, you know, one guy's on the internet constantly doing things that shouldn't be doing on the office computer and such like that.

These people are pretty much gone and everybody's not looking good right now.

A lot of people.

So it's going to be hard to even cut it down to six.

Does anything qualify you to do this?

No, not really.

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