Get it. The Bert Show. There's distraction. We're not used to having guests in the studio. And I'm about to take a picture of this and I'll send it to Joanna for our website. It's pathetic. But Bert just made his way in, well, a roster change this morning. If you've been listening to The Bird Show, you know that Bert had an operation last Thursday on his knee, so he took Friday off.

He wanted to come in on Monday, but he's on pain pill. He'll tell you all about it in a second. So he's been out. Right. But he sent Tracy a message and said, at 9 o'clock, I'm going to start making my way in there. So anytime between 9 and 11, I'll show up. Right. So he has hobbled his way into the station. Meanwhile, at about 845 when Jen showed Melissa her underwear thinking that we were off the air, but we were really on the air.

You have to explain that one to me a little bit better.

All right.

So we were talking about the fact that Jeff did not have anything green for St. Patrick's Day and that, you know, people are still in the eighth grade because I did go pinch him this morning.

And so Wendy had given Jeff some martygraw beads that are green, so he'll have something green on today.

So then I made the sarcastic response that, well, if you're out there and you don't have green on today, you can't use the excuse, well, I've got green underwear on.

Or green bra. I've got green on.

I've got a green bra on.

That you can't see because that's what kids would always say, like if they didn't have green.

This is during a break.

This is a good. well, I've got green underwear on. You know, I've got green on. I've got a green bra on. That you can't see because that's what kids would always say, like, if they didn't have green.

This is during a break.

This is you guys are on air.

Mike's on. This isn't one of these weird conversations that start off the air. No. But then why hit the bed and you guys don't realize we're on the air? No, we're talking.

Because we're talking about being at Fadot tonight for St. Patrick's story. So I started out by saying, hey, don't forget Johnny O's at Fadot in 11. And then Wendy made a comment about the beads, Melissa the pinching, made the underwear statement. So we're we're bantering back and forth. And Jen looks at me and says, I've got green underwear on you want to see? And then started pulling it out of her pants. Yeah. And then she did. She did. And then, you know, after Jeff tried to lean in and look and then started pulling it out of her pants yeah and then she did and then you know

after jeff tried to lean in and look and then stopped himself then um she looked he started talking

about ginnis and then jen turned and said oh my god are we on the air oh get out we're all wearing

headphones at the same time we've been talking for two or three minutes already by this point so

it wasn't when we just can't you know so so so that's when Jen realized that she was hitting a wall. And so we, we have made a roster change. We're like Jeff said, Bird is in. But Jeff left, I mean, Jen left early because she was starting to feel bad again. It's so hot in here, y'all. Like these pain pills, they are like a heat roller coaster. Like when I'm up moving around, I feel like it's 140 degrees.

But if I sit here long enough, I get freezing.

It's almost like menopause.

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