Vault: Jeff called someone the wrong name for over a year
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🗓️ 2 July 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, it's The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.1 | There was a very humbling experience that took place for me within the past 72 hours. |
| 0:08.1 | It was a, actually there's a couple of them because I remember it. |
| 0:11.9 | I told Melissa about one last night. |
| 0:13.7 | This isn't that one. |
| 0:14.8 | This is a situation where somebody said something to me that made me feel like I'm about 510 511 made me feel about |
| 0:24.1 | 110 111 what happened I usually have such a thick skin I have been calling someone who I |
| 0:30.9 | wouldn't consider a friend but an acquaintance by the wrong name for over a year |
| 0:37.4 | and they just corrected you? Yes. What happened? Who was it? So much so that they were in my phone incorrectly. No way. No, no, no. How did you figure this out? When she finally had enough of it and said, thanks with a couple of drinks in the system oh no oh no oh foot and mouth what |
| 0:59.2 | happened was it like you were calling her Laura and it's Lauren Amanda Andrea oh that's a little bit |
| 1:07.3 | of a difference what were you calling her Andrea and her And her name's Amanda. Yes, ma'am. |
| 1:11.5 | Oh. |
| 1:12.2 | And you did this for every year. |
| 1:13.2 | No, I could completely see me doing the same thing. |
| 1:15.7 | And I think what happened was I think the first time that I met her, because I don't, I have crappy hearing in like bar scenes and club scenes and at concerts and stuff like that. |
| 1:27.0 | Like, I just just if there's |
| 1:28.1 | loud ambient noise yeah my hearing is lousy so just so you know your headphones are almost as |
| 1:35.0 | loud as burts yeah they're getting they might be getting louder yeah so so in in situations like |
| 1:41.1 | bars and stuff bear with me if I ever laugh at an inappropriate time because |
| 1:45.5 | all that means is I didn't hear you and it's the same thing I do to people with heavy accents. |
| 1:50.0 | I just assume the last thing you said was funny if I couldn't understand it. |
| 1:52.8 | Smile and nod and laugh. |
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