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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, April 29 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.4

All right.

0:02.0

I need a little refresher course on this. Okay, so she and her best friend are neighbors, right? Indeed. And she and her husband and her best friend and her husband all hang out like in a group together. There's four of them. They're all hanging out. They're going everywhere together. They've got kids. They've gone on vacation. Yeah. They're good buddies and they're in the same neighborhood.

0:22.8

So if memory serves me correctly, she and her husband or her husband has just been asked to clean the neighbor's computer.

0:30.5

Get some stuff off there and help me out.

0:32.2

Because the kids.

0:33.2

The kid was going to use it for school and it had viruses or whatever on it.

0:37.1

And obviously this woman and her husband have some experience.

0:40.6

And one of the two of them has some experience in fixing computers.

0:43.9

So it's a laptop.

0:45.1

So they drop it off at the house.

0:46.9

And Chelsea and her husband find all sorts of like pictures of her on there from like just them at pool parties together or just

0:55.6

hanging out and the dude has made him awfully sexual and he started to write like some text on

1:00.2

him which was really naughty the file names to like what he wanted to do to her she's so weird and it was

1:06.8

pictures of her when she didn't know she was being photographed so she knew they were at at, like, say, some kid's birthday party, but she wasn't posing for the picture. Like, he was just taking pictures of her from across the party, across the barbecue, whatever it was. And there were all these in there. And her husband found it. And they were both so disturbed by it. They didn't know what to do. So some theories came in that maybe this dude wanted them to actually see the pictures. But it was the wife who gave them the computer. Okay, so we can eliminate that one. Yeah. The wife said, hey, I want to give this computer to our son, but it's not working well or whatever. Clean it up. I think we were all sort of questioning. And I think Chelsea was also like, why haven't we done something about it already? Like why hasn't the husband, his knee-jerk reaction should have been to go over and beat the dude's ass, right?

1:47.4

Right.

1:47.8

Well, they did delete those pictures, which is like they deleted the evidence to take to the husband. All right, I think that covers it, right, Chelsea? Yes. Did we get it all right there? Yes. Yes, unfortunately, remembered every gross detail.

2:02.9

So tell us what some of the dialogue has been like with you and your husband since we had

2:07.0

John last. Well, honestly, I feel like I'm going to walk into a lion's den right now, but...

2:12.9

No, you haven't done anything. We have decided, and we have talked and talked about it.

2:19.8

And we have decided not to say anything right now.

2:23.6

You out your damn mind.

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