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Oh, forever. Because had this happened to my kid and somebody else was relaying the story, I would look at them differently. Okay.

Happened two weeks ago. We took the kids to the zoo.

And at the very tail end of the day, like right before you exit the zoo, there's a playground there. It's like the last thing you can do with all the kids. They get to hang out. There's this playground. It's safe in there. And they're all, you know, it's like any other playground. It's complete pandemonium. and you got all sorts of kids in there from all sorts of different ages.

I mean, you've got from my youngest, 18-month-old, to playground. It's complete pandemonium. And you got all sorts of kids in there from all sorts

of different ages. I mean, you've got from my youngest, 18-month-old to like kids that are 8, 10, 12 years old. I'll jump in on the equipment and stuff also, right? So we're in the playground and I'm watching Hollis because Hayden's six years old now. He can pretty much take care of himself on a playground.

I don't worry about him, but the 18-month-old man or the 19-month-old, that's the one that sketches me out.

That's the age where they'll just hustle away if you take your eyes off, right?

Yeah, there's that, but I mean, it's in a confined space, so I knew he wasn't going to take off.

But you got to watch, I mean, they don't have any kind of, they have no judgment of who's around them, and they're just walking to what they see.

Right.

And it doesn't matter who runs in front of them they're going to get knocked

over if there's a if there's a if there's a what's this deal? Teeter saw her yeah the seesaw you know they

they see this they'll go right underneath it he's 19 months old so I'm a little sketched out so

I am gingerly following him like Like I am six inches from him. I hate playgrounds to begin with. I do as a parent. It's the one place I hate to go more than any place else is the playground. I am sketched out. It's just a disaster area for injury, right? And do you think it's because Hayden had gotten stitches one time? Didn't he get stitches? That wasn't at the playground. That was in a bathtub, yeah. But just the way that they're set up and everything, they can fall easily. They can fall off of things if you're not watching. I am just always sketched out when my kids are out of playground. So anyway, here we are in this overcrowded playground at the zoo, and my 19-month-old is

working his way up, like slides and down slides with every one of the other kids.

And you realize after a while, as a parent, you get all different walks of life and the way

kids are raised are so different.

There are some kids that are completely out of hand, and there are other kids that are very disciplined. There are some kids that are completely out of hand,

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