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Vault: What Do You Do When Your Handyman Steals From You?

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🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: What Do You Do When Your Handyman Steals From You?

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0:00.0

Hey, call my wife.

0:03.1

Calling UK Wildlife.

0:04.7

No, call my wife.

0:07.1

Here's a cheese knife, Lester.

0:09.2

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0:11.3

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0:18.1

I live in Kent.

0:19.6

Get to know, BlackRock Investment Trusts at blackrock.com. You have a lot working for you. I live in Kent. Get to know, BlackRock Investment Trusts at blackrock.com. You have a lot working for you. Capital at risk, marketing material. BlackRock Investment Management UK Limited, authorized and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority. The Bird Show. Good morning. Hey, I was just calling to see if you, I ever told the story about the weeds being taken out of the house. I've been waiting and waiting after here. I held my water.

0:38.1

I'm trying not to go to the bathroom and I couldn't do it anymore. So I went to the rest of them and came back and y'all won't something different. And I'm like, did I miss it? Jeff teased us earlier by telling us that some... You know, I just wanted in pain. You had to hold the water. It's not my fault.

0:52.9

I put it out there, and Burke gets all distracted.

0:54.8

There's a butterfly in the studio.

0:56.8

That's a lot.

0:57.7

I haven't missed it. it in pain you had to hold of water. It's not my fault. I put it out there, and Burke gets all distract. There's a butterfly in the studio.

1:11.0

So where we... No, I haven't missed it. No, you have not. We're going to talk about it right now. Okay, but I do want to say one more thing. Yesterday, I was Suther the Dow, and ran across y'all, and this morning I found myself two days to get it. I do an awful job. Yesterday was my first day, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

1:11.5

Oh, great.

1:12.3

Oh, thank you. Thanks.

1:12.9

I'm glad you're back.

1:14.0

Bye, bye.

1:14.4

Thank you. it again. So you did an awesome job. So yesterday was my first day and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

1:11.1

Oh, great.

1:11.6

Well, thank you.

1:12.4

Thanks.

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