The Bird Show

The Jonas Brothers have a brand new 3D movie coming out that Joe is going to tell you about here in just one second.

Good morning, Joe Jonas.

Good morning, guys.

How you doing?

I'm okay.

How are you?

Doing pretty good. I want to be totally honest with you. I have had to pee for like 10 minutes, and I was hoping you were going to be late so I could run to the bathroom before you call. And you messed everything up for me this morning. You've never had that introduction before. You should have woke up a little bit early. I tried getting out of here. Sometimes do you just forget to pee, though? Is that for happening to you on stage? I've had the problem on stage. You have. Have you? Like, you want to pee right before you get out on stage, and then you realize? I tried to go, like, while I was on stage, I'd have to shoot my brother to look, and they get it, and I would have to just run off stage for a few seconds and come back. Do you dance off? Like, do you do the whole, yeah, I'm really into the song, and I'm dancing off. For you're hopping cross legs. I just run. Is that something that you're aware of as you walk on stage, like, where the nearest

restroom is?

Well, you always have to be aware of the nearest restroom is or where the stash of water

bottles are, you know, regular, regular, regular normal things.

I was just to say, if you're walking off stage and just at the same running off stage because you got 45 seconds to go and just as you see your road manager shutting the door with a newspaper tucked under his arm you're like yeah well the good thing is we play a lot of venues where there's like, it's just like a hockey arena or something.

So like, you know, there's just always, like, there's just hallways of like little holes, like little, little, little holes of dressing rooms that have bathrooms.

So, you just, like, it's the funniest thing, it was a couple weeks ago we had a concert and I'm running backstage.

And I just, my mom's in the dressing that I'm running backstage, and my mom's in the dressing,

that I'm running by her.

My mom's stage was like, wait, what are you doing?

Why are you doing on stage?

You have actually literally had to pee into a bottle on the side of a stage before?

Not.

That's something that I've yet to do.

Okay.

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