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Vault: Why shouldn't women date Christian men?

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🗓️ 10 June 2026

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Vault: Why shouldn't women date Christian men?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.5

All right, so this is the email that I got last Thursday.

0:03.7

Melissa, you need to know the back history on this. Uh-huh. So we talked to this dude Jesse last week, and he comes on with us. This is early in the Bird Show, and he says, look, I'm about a four. If I look at myself critically, I could say, you know what, I'd rank myself at about a four. And there's a girl in my class that's a 15. She's hot.

0:21.2

Okay.

0:21.5

So how do I ask her out?

0:23.1

So we give him some advice and he comes on the next day and he ends up bagging the date with like this 15, right? Okay. But while he's out with her, he realizes that yeah, she's pretty and all, but she's got nothing else. She's cynical. He's not a lot of fun to be around. And he claims they don't have chemistry.

0:40.5

So at the end of the date, he says that he said to her, look, this isn't working out. Let's just be friends. Good for him. Mm-hmm. That's his story. Well, yeah, they weren't really buying the story. But then as we asked him more, like, she might have brought up something that would have sparked him to have that conversation, right?

0:55.6

Yeah.

0:56.3

But Jeff and I weren't really buying the story. we asked him more like she might have brought up something that would have sparked him to have

0:54.3

that conversation right yeah and but jeff and i weren't really buying the story because you didn't

0:59.6

think you're out with her well no if you're if you're if you're with somebody that hot and they're

1:03.6

annoying then chances are pretty good because she's so hot you'd give her two three four five other

1:09.2

chances okay so you could hook up with her so you thought

1:12.2

that he just he ended it too soon if it really happened but he was real clear and the hot part

1:17.4

didn't matter to him and what he explained to burton jeff was that he's not looking to have any sex

1:22.1

before marriage so he wasn't interested in the physical. He wanted their personalities to connect.

1:27.9

He's one of them.

1:29.1

He used the word good Christian. He's a good Christian. So, you know, the looks part of it's nice, but he's looking for something deeper. So we talked about that for a little bit. Then I got this email later on in the day, which I was really surprised by. It says,

1:42.1

Burt Show team.

1:42.9

I had to write in

1:43.7

because I totally buy

1:45.0

Jesse's story

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