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Okay, it does sound okay. Okay. Hey bitches, I'm here with standup comedian fellow San Fernando Valley native and host of the Juicy Scoot podcast live from Calabasca.

Welcome Heather McDonald. Thank you Jackie Shimmel. Do you have a new last name? I haven't changed yet. It's Jackie Shimmel Haas. Oh, that's right. That's nice. I love a one syllable last name. I always wanted that. Really? That's the only reason I married. I sounds like it. That's it. Yeah, Jackie Shimmel Haas. It kind of sounds nice. Yeah, I think it sounds great. Very German. Yes. And you look like a little German. You have French breeds in. I do. I thought I always try to look Swedish.

German I'll take. Yeah, it's very cute. Thank you very much. The most important thing in life. Really? Yes. It's a top priority. Okay, so let's talk about Heather Locklear. Yes. Because I love when celebrities get arrested. And I really love when celebrities get arrested for beating the shit out of a police officer. Well, Heather Locklear and I go way back. Do you? Because she's that she grew up in West Lake. Did she? Yes. I don't know her from that because I'm much younger than she is. Obviously. But the Heather Locklear

and my paths have crossed many times besides sharing the name Heather. Right. And she is part of I've tried to get her on the show many times. Ever time I see her. So she's going to come. Oh, I text her and I don't hear from her. Well, she's been busy. She's been busy. We have many mutual friends. First of all, let me just tell you about my Heather charity, which is Heather's keeping Heather's hot for generations to come. Okay. Heather Locklear is 56. I'm in my 40s. And there are

a lot of young Heather's out there. This is true. Actually. And we will become glad. If we do not get our shit together. Yes. So I'm encouraging young girls who listen to your show, my show. If they're attractive and their and their sperm is attractive, and so chance other than have an attractive baby, and you never know. You never know, but mostly right. And you're going to have a girl. I highly encourage you to do the Christian thing or the Jewish thing. And I do. I'm sure I wouldn't. I don't know. But I think you've got to be very careful. And the answer to that is that I don't know what I'm going to do is I'm going to take the year and I'm going to go to work with you and I'm going to say, you know, I'm going to go to work with you and I'm going to be with you. And I'm going to be on the show. Well, I'm going to work with you. And I'm going to be

a meeting them Heather, name them Heather. Yeah. Get some young hot Heather's out there so they can blend in with our Botox faces. That's beautiful. I really I support your mission and your cause. It's a nonprofit. It's a nonprofit. Okay. It's a. It's, you know, no one's profiting from it. It's just it's just a thing to get the word out. What's the legal limit? You can take five. You can only donate five percent. Well, here's the thing. I've yet to meet a juicy screpper that's coming to my show. That's pregnant or something.

I said, I just named my daughter Heather not one. It's not really working. It's kind of fun. I said, if I do get someone that's named a new baby named Heather, what will you do? Absolutely send them a handsome gift. Like what kind of gift? Just so I know because I mean, I'm not having a kid anytime soon, but Heather haze has a way to it. If we got more people behind us. Okay. Like Heather to bro Heather Laughler gets out of rehab. We get Heather. Heather Graham. If we get a lot of Heather's on the board. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I say like, you know, maybe not a $2,000 dollar stroller, but like something like above $500 for right now, you will just get a gift around $100 from me. A gift card, maybe. We could do a gift card to babies RS. If you'd like to do it, I would like to do a real gift. So that it's like you look at it and you go. Remember that that height chair came from Heather McDonald. Another. Another. Yeah. Oh, I like getting back to Heather Laughler. Yeah. So not only did she grow up around here.

Yes. Many I went to a modeling school and they said, Oh, one of our graduates is Heather Laughler. Well, that was signed me up. That was the first connection. Then of course, watch your own TV. Yeah. Then. Now, please.

Then I got to go to an open house where I was a realtor to a house in Westchester County, which is not the West Coast County thing. It's just a little gated community in Wilhelm Hills. And they said, this is Heather Laughler and Tommy Lee's house.

Whoa. And there was a tanning bed, her own tanning bed in the bathroom. And I was like, whoa, these people are rich. Yeah.

Because I'm in high school. Yeah. And we're going to tanning beds at that time. We don't really like plug in tanning like a plug in you smell.

Have you ever been in a tanning bed? Are you too young for that? No, I've never even had a spray tan before. Okay. Well, there is a smell that comes after you've been in a tanning bed.

Like burnt flesh. Burnt flesh mixed with other people sweat, even though they spray. I know it's a gross smell.

Sexy. Then you just want to take a shower out. So do you think? But I see that. I also went into her closet. Yeah. As you do. I did that in every room.

And there were so many beaded boostie A's to just wear out. And this is that era. This is with a white pant maybe. White pants.

I remember one particular white boostie with pearls and stuff on it. And like Selena. Yes. And I was like, wow.

So they were so they were I think baby. I don't think they're together breaking up whatever from there. She moved to West Lake later on. She married Richie.

Sam Borra had her daughter. Yeah. Eva. I speak to insurance with some of these West Lake women that I'm friends with for like 10 years.

They're totally good friends with Heather Locklear. Because their daughter one girl's daughter is her. Eva's good. Like best friend. Right.

So at a few events throughout the years. I see her there. Oh, here's another juicy story about her that I just realized. To me.

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