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Hi everyone, I am so excited because this is my first time recording in our new

fancy studio. I feel like a real professional today. Hopefully my new company has a very

locks human resources department. I am joined today not just by the voices in my head. We have my producer Ray, we just met Ray. I become very attached to my producers just so you know so prepare yourself for that.

Also, I will be your favorite person ever because I don't believe in editing. That's obvious in my deleted emails complaining about my verbal recklessness.

I am so excited for today's guys. He's funny as fuck and I met him and within 23 seconds kind of fell in love not to be creepy. It's true.

Please welcome the hilarious host of podcasts, everything iconic and Instagram. D. Pock Chopra because his content is

stimulating. Dinepiece, Danny Pellegrino. Oh my gosh. That is the sweetest intro I've ever heard. Like can I get a recording of just that? Yes, absolutely. I love that your last name is Pellegrino.

Yeah, not related to the water though. It's upsetting. I don't have any stake in the water company. You have to lie because like my married last name is

passed because of the Hassl wordt No. I do love slippery safe. Yeah I love absolutely something I did eatquaab colic sauce etc, you canahan mjeong

Oh is still cheap easy show you love

Yeah you know what you should do is actually not to cut you off I apologize but I think like distant I am but it's like very very distant. No we don't it doesn't you don't need to get into

back in specifics you just say you are the pelagrino family fortune you're the you're the sole air and by the way real housewife tagline wise

integrating the pelagrino into your tagline is something you should deeply consider. I'm considering it right now I'm thinking I'm not thinking about it.

You've got pelagrino is refreshing it's it's hydrating it's life it's ever vessent it's elegant I like that. I would just need to think about it. My dream I would love to be a housewife that be like the dream right.

If you were a housewife what do you think your role would be like would you be like one season wonder.

I'm not confrontation at all like I would like be in the background if anything I had maybe like my confessionals would be sort of fun like in the action I would just be in the background making faces so you'd be like

I always fancy myself a little bit of like a jewels wine steam. You know what I see for you Kim fields like a bowl. Oh see I didn't think she was like a ball. You didn't and that she was just so boring and I think maybe she was just like sub doing herself because she was like I'm not really into this drama.

Did you watch fax of life or living single of course not yet oh my god no of course I did and so I was expecting so much from her and then it was just such a let down so I think that's why I didn't like her in every capacity she was a let down I was a little spicy I didn't like you always we have opposite opinions on these people which is good right.

I mean I just say I liked Kim fields is a little like overselling like I forgot about Kim fields until just now you said pretty hair.

What was your sis what a brandy called your Jacqueline Jacqueline that was my favorite I love that she's like choices a fat pig name or something I know I was kind of night it was nice that brand you said that Jacqueline was like a cute name because I don't know a lot of cute Jacqueline when she was also blacked out at the time she said it so I think she was just saying whatever came to mind yeah that's I mean it's a little bit of a stretch I feel like I would be.

Like a mix of Camille season one so you'd be Beverly Hills I don't think I would want to roll with the Beverly Hills bitches to be totally honest I see myself in New York because I think it's a little more fast pace I think when you have a fight with someone like a good friend you have a fight with do you move on really quickly or is it like you make a big you make a mountain out of mohl Hill.

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