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Vaguely Held Captive w/ Seena Ghaznavi

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7, Jackie and Kara are joined by Seena to goss' 'bout Zendaya and Tom Holland GOT MARRRRIED SECRETLY ALREADY, and Law Roach spilled THE BEANS! Jim Carrey's recent awards show appearance that left the internet wondering if it was even him, Kelly Osbourne is on defense after people appeared highly concerned online after seeing her recent weight loss. Tom Holland's dad runs a Patreon, which is where the news they got engaged was actually leaked from, Dr. Pepper is strategically releasing new products, such as tic-tac's, but Mr. Pibb is attempting a comeback! SJM is gonna be on the next "Call her Daddy", shocking news about citrus, Jackie is gettin' pumped for "Live Más LIVE", and next we got A LIST of actors who said "NO" TO NUDITY, and wore prosthetic body parts vs 15 who went FULL COMMANDOOOO! Then it's time for BLINDZ, and finally we're onto an INTERNATIONALE Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:12:02.683, with a sandwich adjacent MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:19:47.111, and ending @ 1:23:44.687 PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

You know, I'm going to start off this episode that might, it's going to, you know, there's going to be peaks and valleys.

0:14.6

We've got a lot to discuss today.

0:16.6

But I have had this song stuck in my head for four days straight, and I am going to attempt to sing it, Acapella. Bam, ba, ba, ba, soldier boy, I'm in it. Oh, watch me, crack it, and watch me, roll. Watch me crack that soldier boy. That's Superman. Oh, now watching you. I got soldier, watching, you crack that soul, that's all that body. You crack that soul all that one you crack that's all that body are

0:41.0

you supermanin out there and we're not talking about fife fighting we're talking about soldier boy yes he is up

0:48.4

in my brain space and i can't make him leave regardless of how many times i ask him. Welcome to page seven. Sina's here. MJ's here. And they are both kind of scared of me. Is it scared of me that I'm getting? Sina also won't leave no matter how many times we ask him. Am I right? Yeah. Come on. Get out of here. Get out of here. I did it.

1:11.0

I like how the song got stuck in your head when the U.S. started the war. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The second the war started, I was like, soldier boy, that's who we need. I know that people, I know we all watched the last Superman. It's like, oh, it's Superman that we needed. Superman. No, it was Soulja Boy performing the Superman, which is coming on somebody's back and then putting a sheet on their back, I believe is what it is.

1:35.9

And then, yes.

1:36.9

So sometimes you got a skeet on their back and then it looks like they're flying afterwards.

1:42.7

Wow.

1:43.6

Because the sheet stuck to their back. You know, I've been reading about a lot of, like they're flying afterwards. Wow. Because the sheets stuck to their back.

1:45.1

You know, I've been reading about a lot of like nuanced geopolitical content over the last little while.

1:49.9

Oh, yeah.

1:50.4

Why?

1:51.0

This is the best piece of info I've learned in a long time.

1:55.5

Yeah.

1:56.0

Yeah.

1:56.2

Welcome to page 17.

1:57.1

Welcome to page seven day.

1:57.5

It's so good to be here.

1:59.9

You can talk about Iran if you want want but you don't have to you don't have

2:03.2

about coming on somebody's back if you'd like to if you would like to wherever you want to put your

2:07.9

seat let's talk about it first and then once we consent to skeet then we're ready to go but you know

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