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Second Helpings - I've Lost Perspective

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4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Jackie and MJ are BACK with another slippy sloppy servin' of SECOND HELPINGS! Up top reminiscing about everyone's favorite 'oldest of 6' Big Sis Kara Klenk from yesterday's episode as we dive into the different sib dynamics eeeeeveryone falls into, then IT'S A BETRAYAL ON LEVELS NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN because Jackie didn't tell MJ she was goin' to a DIRTY PUPPET SHOW CALLED "Puppet Up"! And the BETRAYALS just keep comin' as MJ watched the America's Next Top Model docu-series as instructed by Jackie last week....BUT JACKIE DIDN'T WATCH IT, but that's okay 'cause she was puttin' on an amaaaaazing "Monster Fuckers Against Ice" show. The docu-series just basically sums up as Tyra Banks bein' like Jake from Adventure Time, 'cause she 'didn't know it was wrong.' Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire continue to be weird old men and are hittin' up Lisa Rinna's daughters, BUFFY SIDEBAR - Sarah Michelle Gellar got asked "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with Angel, Riley and Spike and her answer has us questioning EVERYTHING, Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell prove once more we should all know a lot less about each other, but what is NOT TMI is that Amanda Seyfried said she felt "so free" while filming the "Testament of Ann Lee" because she got to wear a prosthetic butthole and merkin, Matthew McConaughey did somethin' SHITTY to Timtim on the set of "Interstellar", and Jackie and MJ round out the show with some "Traitors" chat! PLUS SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

Follow me better the second time around you damn right. It's going to be wonderful. And while we did have an amazing time with Kara on Tuesday, I always love it when

0:22.4

Kara comes by.

0:23.1

Love having Kara come by.

0:24.5

She's got such a zest.

0:26.1

I feel like she really just has such, for me, she has such like the older sister energy

0:32.8

that I crave.

0:34.0

She has such a one of six siblings energy.

0:37.8

Oldest of six as well.

0:39.4

Old. I'm saying old as old.

0:42.4

I'm not, I'm not shaming her.

0:44.0

It's just she is the oldest of six siblings.

0:47.3

And I feel like she just, that's why I love doing who's the bitch with her because

0:51.6

she has such a way with words that the way in which she talks to me sometimes, I'm just like, you're right? My God, you're right, yeah. You know way more than I know and you're barely older than I am and you know way more than I do. There's truly some special. I always say I've taught so many families that have a lot of kids and I always, and I've talked to like my friends when they're thinking about, you know, how many kids to have.

1:15.0

And I'm like, there is really, for whatever you lose with a lot of kids, there's something, your kid might not get as much parental attention or whatever.

1:23.4

But there is like something so special about so many kids.

1:27.0

I know it's not always good, six schizophrenic brothers, but there is like something so special about so many kids. I know it's not always good. Six

1:28.6

schizophrenic brothers. But there is something so special about people who come from big families.

1:33.7

And there is just, I feel like you can spot an oldest of six from a mile away. And they got no time for anything.

1:40.5

No, they got no time. But they are very organized oftentimes, you know? And so kind. Like so kind. Oh, yeah. But like they ain't got no time. But they are very organized oftentimes, you know?

1:44.3

And so kind.

1:45.7

Like, so kind. Oh, yeah. But, like, they don't have time for your bullshit, you know? No, but they, I feel like, and I can't say this for all oldest siblings, but let us know, is this the dynamic in your, in your sibling ship? Yes. Because I feel like, you know, you do always, but then it depends on like, there's

2:03.2

an age gap between Henry and my older sister. So it's like, it's like Henry was the middle

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