Second Helpings - She's Already Crying

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🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week on Second Helpings, MJ and Jackie discuss Six Flags is shuttin' down multiple parks, MJ took the kids to "Pop Mart" and got seduced into a makeup store to then have half their face tightened and upon saying they weren't interested in the product, the salesman just said GOODBYE and MJ had to spend the rest of the day looking half very concerned. Then it's onto Traitors Talk with lots of SPOILERS abound because the winner was announced! It turns out the BAFTAs did edit out other things, including homophobic slurs to Alan Cumming. so...wtf BAFTAs? "Scream 7" has been an expensive embarrassment from the start, and Anna Camp made a post then instantly went 'oops i reposted what someone ELSE said' but there's also a new "Scary Movie" and Jackie's hopin' it comes out and shows it still has it! Connor Storrie was on SNL and did a good job!, Harrison Ford got an award for bein' old and alive, Jackie's all caught up on "House of Villains", and she's throwin' herself into this new season! PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	I'll be better the second time around.
0:13.0	Yeah, and it will, even though, man, the amusement parks are being sold.
0:19.8	That's not what we're talking about today. But I did
0:22.5	randomly see that Six Flags is getting rid of like seven of their theme parks. And I was like,
0:29.3	I hope it's not the weird one that nobody goes to in SoCal because I love that one.
0:35.1	Why? We're losing everything. We're losing the ability to make movies.
0:39.3	We're losing the ability to own homes.
0:42.2	And we're losing the ability to go on roller coasters, really?
0:45.3	Give me my roller coasters.
0:47.8	A two roller coasters.
0:49.8	I don't need that.
0:51.5	Good Lord.
0:52.4	I've always wanted to go on that roller coaster in the step-by-step theme song.
0:56.8	And, you know, now what?
0:58.8	It probably doesn't exist anymore.
1:00.2	Now you might never.
1:01.1	Yeah.
1:01.6	But that, but it does exist.
1:03.8	Still?
1:04.0	So you could have, but not at any, maybe not anymore.
1:07.4	Well, I got to run.
1:08.8	I didn't think that I was urgent that I checked things off of my
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