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Vagina Zebrowski w/ Kara Klenk

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7 MJ and Jackie are once again joined by Kara Klenk as they get into the ins and outs of Summer camp, American Eagle wants everyone to look like Sydney Sweeney, and Katy Perry continues to bring terror into the world, this time with Justin Trudeau. The great book of Goop has flooded the streets, the Astronomer company brought ole Goopster to ...answer questions as the temporary spokesperson?, and Kara brings up the lame insults Goop tossed at Winona Ryder back in the day, and a lil bit of a 'Who's the Bitch?' List: Here’s Why These Super Rich Celebrities Decided To Fire Or Stop Financially Supporting Their Family Members!! The Blindzz, Jackie's Snackies from 1:11:16.229 with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:16:40.889 til 1:19:02.031 and even more on this week's episode! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

Oh, we got two campers over here.

0:13.9

No.M.J.

0:15.8

Hello, Gara.

0:17.5

Here I am it.

0:18.9

Camp Grenadner.

0:21.4

Camp is very entertaining.

0:24.6

And they say, well, have some fun on if that's writing.

0:27.6

Okay, I just found out from MJ and Kara that this song is not about a child writing about his own death.

0:39.7

Which is what I thought this song was about.

0:42.2

When they were like, oh, you can sing Hello Mudda, Hella, Hellefada.

0:49.7

I was like, oh, the song about where the, like, the guy, like, it's like his 13th reason is camp.

0:51.6

And I know that that's not it.

1:27.8

Jackie thought this was a song about child's death. It is, as I remember it, it is just kind of like a, you know, isn't it Henny Youngman or it's not Henny Youngman? But it's like an old man sitting at a piano doing bits and it's about how it was raining at camp. Yeah. Alan Sherman, it says, is the name when I Google it. Okay. And some of these lyrics are confusing. Oh, yeah. He just wants to go home. It's just like a kid complaining at camp because he wants to go home. But this camp does sound kind of shitty. There's alligators. It's raining. I know. I mean, it's a joke song, you guys. I don't think we're meant to take the text, literally. I don't think it's a tragic.

1:29.2

I'm writing a Yelp review for Camp Granada.

1:31.6

It seems like a hazard.

1:33.5

It is like a 1971 joke song that an old jokester saying at the piano while, well, like chatting, you know, it was that kind of act.

1:44.4

Yeah, it feels like it's like a cat skills type song.

1:48.1

Exactly. You got it.

1:49.5

This is all I understand about summer camp. It is this. It is Adam's family values.

1:55.7

And it's like every other slasher movie. That's the only, and wet hot American summer. That's it.

2:02.2

That's all I know about. Wet hot rock. Wet hot American summer is, yeah, man, how old do the

2:06.8

kids need to be before we show them that? A little older probably. Yeah. Oh my God. I love

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