Second Helpings - Fellat Me

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🗓️ 25 July 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Jackie and MJ are back for this week's Second Helpings! MJ talks about how they learned early that children's show lessons aren't based in reality, and Jackie FINALLY finishes explaining the finger claps! Buzzballz is starting to sell inflatable novelty pools, Jackie talks some "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" talk, MJ says the scene in "Enchanted" with the rats and pigeons rushing into an apartment hit too close to home, and Jackie gives her feedback on the OG "How to Train Your Dragon." Then it's onto breaking down the difference between cosplay and LARP while also apologizing to the campus LARPers she roasted back in her college days. The death of Hulk Hogan brings up memories of the of the wretched leaked Hulk Hogan sex tape, and the death of Ozzy has MJ and Jackie reflecting on "The Osbournes" being their first introduction to The Prince of Darkness, which then leads into a deeper discussion on the relationships the different generations hold to music. "Vanderpump Rules" is servin' up some classic early 2010's fits! MJ and Jackie discuss how the internet reacted to Jennifer Love Hewitt having the AUDACITY to get older, and the weird obsession with people wanting her to feud with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Winona Ryder is also back on the circuit and doesn't get why actresses be slicin' and dicin' their faces, ol' Gooper is above memoirs so she's goopin' out a biography, and Justin Timberlake is ruining the tour....the world tour... Bobby Flay says he's pissed no one brings food to his BBQs, that is except Jon "set a man on fire during college hazing" Hamm's wife, and "Amy Bradley Is Missing" is another cruise doc but it's not about poop, but a 1980's missing person case, all that and even more on this week's Second Helpings!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Pott'll be better
0:10.3	A second time around
0:13.4	You damn right it will
0:16.2	Get your spoons, get your forks, get your knives
0:19.1	Or maybe throw them all in the trash.
0:21.9	Use your hands like an animal, eating like an animal.
0:25.6	It's Wednesday.
0:27.0	It's not, it's Thursday, but for you, it's Friday, or maybe it's Saturday.
0:32.4	I don't know what's happening anymore.
0:35.7	We're the farthest from Wednesday we could possibly be.
0:38.6	We're at Thursday, which is a whole new cycle.
0:42.1	Yeah.
0:42.4	Maybe this is, you know, maybe I'm just, maybe some days you leave your brain in the hump
0:47.2	and that's okay.
0:48.6	This is like, you know, when I used to briefly be a cross-country runner, my brother and I
0:53.3	would talk about briefly.
0:54.8	And I was the slowest on the team.
0:56.7	But after a race is the best feeling because it's the longest amount of time until another race.
1:02.6	Until another race.
1:03.7	That is really, that's when you know you love to run is when you see it that way.
1:09.7	That's when you know, it's like when you dread it every second of your thoughts about it. That's when you know, that's the exercise for you. Yeah, it was an exercise in public humiliation more than it was an exercise of the body because I was, when I say the slowest on the team, I'm not, it wasn't even close, Jackie. Really? How did you have to audition for the team?
1:28.7	No, no.
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