Second Helpings - A Woke Horse They're Gonna Ride On

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🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Our baddest B.I.T.C.H (Baby In Total Control of Herself) Jackie and her Special Little Boy MJ are back with Second Helpings, including remembering Hulk Hogan should Rest In Piss, and the unearthed Daddy's Deli audio is servin' up memories @ 7:36.591 ! The 15 year anniversary of Snooki's iconic "WHERE'S THE BEACH!?" moment is upon us, and it's been 10 years since MJ proposed to Gideon on stage and they caused a nerd to grit his teeth when asked 'WHO'S THE BADDIES?' when it came to symbols on "Star Wars" rings. MJ and Jackie reveal that the Goop's new book is a big ole sloppy mess, Jackie started into the HAWT world of "Hunting Wives" to fill her craving for WOMEN and MJ and Jackie both make a pledge to fix their faces via Skim's new sculpting face mask. The fallout from the new Sydney Sweeney/American Eagle Jeans ad campaign continues as either haven't made a comment about the possibly racist messaging and also the CGI baby from Fantastic Four looks like straight ass. The great internet battle of if Pedro Pascal is too touchy rages on, and it seems like no one has bothered to ask who is being touched, because they all seem fine with it! Jackie and MJ decide the 4 year old who reenacted the Lady Gaga "Abracadabra" video and Jojo Siwa naming her bfs nuts is TOO MUCH, then Jackie puts out a plea for 'chup sanity after Obama seems to call for a culling for all users, but Holden coats all foods in at least 6 inches of it. Fans call for Chipotle to add Ozzy's order as a menu item, Cheers has us all wanting to go where everybody knows our names, and SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	I'll be better the second time around. You damn right it. Well, maybe it's because, you know, my brain isn't quite in the same exact throws of grief that it was yesterday.
0:24.2	All it takes is 24 hours and then you're fixed.
0:27.3	Healed.
0:27.6	And you're healed.
0:28.6	Yeah.
0:29.0	Thank you, everybody.
0:30.0	Yes, I have had a leap of faith over the weekend.
0:32.9	Yes, I went to a Steve Martin.
0:35.8	Evel-esque.
0:37.9	Doesn't make any sense.
0:39.3	Maybe my brain hasn't come back.
0:41.2	You need 24 more hours.
0:42.7	I need 24.
0:44.5	And then I'm going to be ready.
0:45.6	Then you'll be healed.
0:46.6	Okay. But for now, this is the Jackie you are receiving.
0:51.0	Hopefully, will you please receive me?
0:53.5	Do you consent MJ to receiving this version of me?
0:56.4	I receive you. I'm trying to practice something called radical acceptance that I don't totally
1:00.9	understand. But what I think it means is, you know, you just say this is the Jackie that I have.
1:06.8	This is the Jackie that's here. And I am ready to receive this Jackie. And I'm grateful for this Jackie and I love this Jackie.
1:12.4	Thank you so much.
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