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🗓️ 2 October 2025
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Originally Aired October 2, 2025: National Name Your Car Day. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about Nick working for ESPN.
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| 0:00.0 | You podcast listeners are smart. |
| 0:02.1 | We say that all the time around here. |
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| 0:22.4 | Enjoy the show, pals, the podcast, |
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| 0:29.0 | The 93x-happed morning show. |
| 0:30.7 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:38.8 | All right, let's go ahead with this. |
| 0:41.0 | Very happy. |
| 0:44.7 | We're very happy to welcome you to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 0:47.3 | I sure hope you're hanging in there. |
| 1:11.9 | I'm sure some of you just love this 85 to 90-degree vibe that we got coming at us in the next couple of days. I'm sure there are some of you that hate it. Where do you stand? Hate it. It's gross. I'm indoors 99% of the time, so I'm going to be all right. You don't give a rat's ass. He's inside. They say record heat today, record heat tomorrow. |
| 1:12.5 | It doesn't matter. |
| 1:30.0 | I'll just put it at whatever the house is and I'm fine. But I'm still capable of bitching about the eight seconds it takes me to walk from my car to a building with air conditioning. Yeah, exactly. That's still too much for me. If any of us worked outside or we're crawling around addicts, insulating addicts, I could see complaining, but I think we're doing okay. |
| 1:32.4 | Hoping an attic. |
| 1:33.7 | Gross. |
| 2:01.5 | I'll tell you, I needed a new insulation, only because it turns out when they built our house, they put absolutely zero, like literally no insulation in our attic, which I found out after living there for two years. And I tried to schedule it so the guys wouldn't have to go up there in summer. Because I'm sure in my last house, we had to have it inspected. And it was in the middle of summer. And I felt so bad. I never considered it. The guy came out. He's covered in just shrapnel, you know, pink shrapnel all over me. |
| 2:03.3 | I've never seen someone sweat. |
| 2:06.0 | It looked like he got out of a pool, and I felt awful. |
| 2:08.7 | I never thought that it would be that bad up there. |
| 2:12.4 | So on purpose, I waited to schedule it until it was a cooler day. |
| 2:13.3 | That sounds awful. |
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