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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired October 1, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about a narcotic sniffing horse.

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0:00.0	You podcast listeners are smart.
0:02.1	We say that all the time around here.
0:03.7	Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket.
0:22.5	Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast,
0:25.5	and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com.
0:29.0	The 93X-Hast morning show.
0:30.7	Ninety-three.
0:43.0	Fair. Word up.
0:46.9	Word up and word life.
0:49.7	We're all set to drop the hammer on this year.
0:52.0	Wednesday program.
0:54.9	Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show.
0:57.2	Yeah, it's the Wednesday.
1:02.0	We're planning on just closing her eyes and hitting the gas pedal and hoping for the best.
1:03.7	We got company dropping by later.
1:13.2	Television star Janelle Klein, along with former Division 3 athlete and world-class entertainer C. Willie Miles.
1:22.9	And, of course, Ashley's incredibly thirsty breast pump, again, will make an appearance around 730 or so.
1:24.6	It went really well yesterday.
1:26.7	I thought so, too. And you know what, Josh? You know this well yesterday. I thought so too.
1:27.7	And you know what, Josh?
1:29.0	You know this is true.
1:30.3	I've shared airtime with live human beings over the years who were a lot less interesting than a battery operated milk pump.
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