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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired October 3, 2025: Members of the MN State Patrol answer cop questions. Minnesota Viking Longsnapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you wanna know about having a sandwich with a side of penis.

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0:00.0	You podcast listeners are smart.
0:02.1	We say that all the time around here.
0:03.7	Much more intelligent than your average listeners. That's why I know if you haven't already scheduled your furnace tune-up with my friends at Standard Heating Air, you're going to do so soon. Appointments are booking up fast, so get something scheduled to standard today. You can save $30 on a tune-up if you act fast. Keep a little walking around money in your pocket.
0:22.5	Enjoy the show, pals of the podcast,
0:25.6	and schedule that tune-up today at standardheating.com. The 93X-haired morning show.
0:29.5	90-3.
0:31.5	Fair.
0:32.3	Hey.
0:36.5	Oh.
0:43.3	Oh. What's up? I'll tell you what's up.
0:47.1	Today is our final final here for this year work week.
0:51.2	And I got the feeling we're not the only ones.
0:53.2	Welcome to the Friday issue of the 93X Half-Ass Morning Show.
0:58.3	Welcome to the front.
1:00.4	Josh, how do I look?
1:02.6	Oh, you look.
1:03.3	It was great as always.
1:04.6	Did you shave?
1:05.6	No, no, no.
1:06.5	Keep in mind, I still have to shower and shave, which I haven't gotten around to in a few days. But how do I look overall? I think very nice. Is that a new hoodie, maybe? No, it's older in the hills. Older in your mother's ass. Have you lost weight, put on weight, got a haircut, grow your hair out? What's different? Oh, do I look different? Yeah. Christ, I don't know. Are I supposed to notice something? Or maybe you've got something coming up that you want to make sure you look good for? I didn't know I look different. We can get back to that. But I'm just checking with you. You're my closest bro. I trust you. Got a big event this weekend. I got a big event to attend.
1:47.9	So I got to get cleaned up a little bit.
1:50.5	Tomorrow night I'll be attending my high school reunion.
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