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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after the UNWELL weekend in Vegas . She had two insane shows in Florida, flew Breeze nonstop to the Cosmo, and then hung out with Alex Cooper and every housewife you can imagine. While God is good, someone is testing her or has put on a voodoo hex. Rigs is back in the VET ER, Macaroni maybe has a UTI and the rest of our pets heads are falling off. We get voicemails from someone that's newly engaged and someone that is debating about dumping their boo over their shower routine.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.3	So here's the deal. If you play golf, you know the best part of any round of golf.
0:09.7	Isn't the front nine or even the back nine? It's a 19th hole baby.
0:13.6	Hanging out, swapping stories, laughing with friends. That's where the real fun happens.
0:18.7	And fresco mixed is perfect for that moment. It has a crisp,
0:22.8	refreshing, bold taste, exactly the kind of sip you want after a round to celebrate the good
0:28.9	vibes of the day. And the best part, fresca mix has no added sugar and that classic citrus flavor
0:36.4	that you already know and love. Honestly,
0:39.2	it's the perfect drink for an aupre anything. Opry golf, Opry beach, Opry a long day.
0:45.2	You name it, honey. Fresca Mix is basically the unofficial can cocktail of that opera life.
0:51.4	I keep a view on a hand and it's effortless. You finish your round or you just wrap up a
0:55.8	summer hang or a fall hang with friends and boom, you've got a celebration in a can seriously.
1:00.9	It's that good. So next time you're headed to the clubhouse or hosting your own 19th whole moment,
1:08.0	grab a fresco mix. And trust me, it's the ultimate way to celebrate the day.
1:13.4	So, want more good vibes? I got you. Check out Fresca Mixed at Fresca Mixed on Instagram and YouTube and
1:20.9	see how many people are living their operate life with Fresca Mixed. Again, please enjoy responsibly.
1:27.4	Fresca and Fresca Mix are trademarks of the Coca-Cola Company. Fresca Mixed. Again, please enjoy responsibly. Fresca and Fresca Mix are trademarks of the Coca-Cola
1:30.3	Company, Fresca Mixed vodka Sprits, vodka with natural flavor and artificial sweeteners, 5% alcohol
1:37.4	by volume, Fresca Mix Spirits Company, LaCross, Wisconsin.
1:46.1	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
1:52.3	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
1:57.8	Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. I'm your host, Heather McMahon. How are you? Hope you're doing well. I'm trying to get adjusted here.
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