For the Girlies
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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On this episode, Heather is fired up about the new Taylor Swift album, seeing Tate McRae in concert and all things that make being a girl the best. She chats about her amazing show in Seattle followed by a humbling flight home. She takes voicemails from other TSwift lovers, bad ass women driving themselves to their own delivery and who pilates is really made for.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:07.6 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:13.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:28.3 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:29.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:31.2 | I am here. |
| 0:32.4 | I am casual. |
| 0:33.3 | Okay? |
| 0:35.1 | I am in athlaisure. |
| 0:36.7 | Athleisure. |
| 0:54.1 | I've got a booty bike short on. I have a comfortable tea. I have a sports bra. The breasts are relaxed and smushed at the same time. So right out the gate, anybody who wants to say that I am masculine or a dude online, yes, I get it. Okay. I get it. God, the amount of times in the last week that I |
| 0:56.8 | have been called a bro or like, who's that dude in a wig? I never thought I looked that masculine. |
| 1:03.6 | I mean, for God's sakes, Terry, have you never seen a woman with broad shoulders and huge tits? |
| 1:08.6 | I guess not, sir. Anyhow, if you're watching this on |
| 1:13.2 | YouTube, I am putting on a new beauty product that is not sponsored, but I'm obsessed with it. |
| 1:19.1 | It's got a eyelash glue all over it. Dude, Kosis, plump, and juicy lip booster. I probably |
| 1:25.6 | had 2,000 DMs yesterday about my lip combo. I've got the |
| 1:30.2 | buttery treatment. I don't even know. I don't think it's a color, but I did a little wherever |
| 1:34.4 | walnut liner. And then I put a little bit of this on. I had them DSLs, baby. You know what I'm |
| 1:42.0 | saying? I had them good lips. So big shout out to Kosa, |
| 1:45.7 | who we love. An exciting day, I've got my daughter, macaroni, limone, Ferrari Daniels in the |
| 1:50.8 | studio. You know, I had to bring her to work because she's been up to no good. So mama had to keep |
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