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What I've realized, people are always like, oh, when your dog barks, like, oh, she's protecting you. I'm like, I don't think she is. I think she's protecting what she has. I think she's saying, like, listen, I get two square meals a day in belly rub, you are not going to take this from me, you will not fuck this up. I don't think it's about me at all. But also your dog does love her physical belongings. She loves her things, like, she came from a crate in China. And so she's just like, fierce

and socially protective over her things, but I don't think it has to do with my safety. I mean, she definitely, there's no denying that she likes you more than other people. Like, you're not at the same level as a stranger. Right, she loves me the most, but I think her protecting me is because she's protecting herself. It's not like a nanny dog thing. She's just like, these are my toys. I've worked really, I've come this far, kid. I'm going to fuck this up sometimes. I find her like sniffing my belly and I'm like, yeah, it's okay. I think it's going to, people like, what are you going to do about the baby and the dog?

I'm like, she's a dog. The baby comes first, obviously, and the dog will get over it or hide under the coffee table. Like she does anyway. My God, if Chad was scared of the baby, that's going to honestly be very cute and sad. She'll get over it. Animals adjust or they don't and they're weird forever. Folks, we've survived the holidays. And we're still here. And I like to think that everybody's a little bit better this year. I feel like I'm finding more people writing in about how they've implemented advice or

it's a compliment. People are like, I thought, what would a lie to do? I'm like, a lie's probably wouldn't have that problem because a lie's a way to cut that person out. That being said, I have four friends, but I streamline it. You know, you got efficient friends. That's what you do. And so it's the new year. It is 2022. And I think what's frustrating is everyone's like, I can't wait for the new year. I'm like, what about these last couple of years makes you think that this next year is going to be any better? This will be a 10

hundred version of what we just had just because the Roman calendar, like demarcates the earth going around the sun. Doesn't mean anything changes.

Like just because we've decided it's 365 days, doesn't mean like, and now we're owed something. The universe is like, nope, we're still punishing people for not believing in science.

Yeah, no, we can't everybody tries to put these delineations on the calendar. It is what it is.

All made up. You had some nice time off. Hopefully everybody. Yeah, hopefully you guys got some nice time off.

Revalue. It's important. I think this time around, hmm, I think I'm crying this time around. I think Oma

Cron is it's going to I hope it's going to become more and more like the flu, which is not a big deal to get.

But you know, get vaccinated so that what if and when you get this, it doesn't like take out your right eye.

That's the reason to get vaccinated. So you don't get a grab bag of stuff like my friend Emily here who can't taste popcorn.

I can't and you know what? I was I had plans to go see the big Marvel movie and now I can't and so I'm not going to see it in theaters.

And what am I supposed to do? I don't know, dude. I don't know how you live like that. That is so awful.

I can't I can't I can't see a movie in the theaters. I can't eat a popcorn in the theaters. I'm just here. Drink a water like some kind of chump.

I mean, some would argue like a normal person who should have been doing it all along. And maybe if you'd had more water,

your immune system would have been ready for COVID like I was. But okay.

Okay, let's get into the question on everyone's lips.

Okay. Are you watching Finding Magic Mike, which is an HBO Max series?

I haven't gotten around to it yet because I've been watching prestige TV.

Like we're great British Bake Off. I haven't got you know what it is because I actually watched so little TV and I do it with my husband.

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