Broken Heart on the Dartboard

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Iliza weighs in on a lascivious leasing agent and an unfinished confession.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a Liza anything it's time to ask!
0:07.0	Ask me on your question!
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram comments section!
0:13.0	Leave them on your Twitter!
0:15.0	Or leave them on your Facebook!
0:17.0	We'll see them! We'll read them!
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers!
0:21.0	You know it! I've got it!
0:23.0	I've got the answers!
0:25.0	The answers! You asked me!
0:27.0	Ask a Liza! Ask a Liza!
0:30.0	Ask a Liza!
0:33.0	I was just saying that I'm using this time to like get everything organized in this nebulous downtime.
0:40.0	This like no man's land time between Christmas and New Year's to like organize everything so that I can be even 1% prepared for a baby.
0:49.0	People keep saying that like, oh you don't have to do anything right now.
0:52.0	It's like the time between Christmas and New Year's time of life.
0:54.0	No, this is one I should be getting ahead on things instead of just staring into space.
1:00.0	I mean there's two schools of thought.
1:02.0	There's that which is why a lot of people came out of the pandemic like, oh I haven't done anything.
1:07.0	I actually gave myself a break because I was like, I worked so tirelessly and so much all year.
1:15.0	There's a reason I don't have anything to do now.
1:17.0	It's because I did everything.
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